My winner

Capitalism ruins everything. And I know hookup apps are probably the least important of the things that capitalism ruins, but still

All I really want is a dick to suck tonight, and the apps—they are not cooperating

Me and whom

I see something alright

I am tired of having to initiate and sustain every conversation with people on the dating apps. WHERE ARE THE EXTROVERTS, I AM NOT BUILT FOR THIS

A very late night FCF since I’m horny and can’t sleep after hitting up the bars this evening

That’s what we call exposure therapy

Unfortunately relatable

One reason I would theoretically like a partner is to show them when I make really good meals

The quesadilla fucks

Why does Frodo have a mustache 😳

I’m watching Buffy for the first time, and it’s interesting to be reminded of what TV show effects used to look like before streaming platforms starting pouring billions of dollar into every show they make

😗

Tummy Tuesday for your pleasure

Why is it so difficult to find tennis shoes that fit me online jesus fucking christ

I am once again requesting this, as my day hath been long and arduous, and the weight of another may bring my soul great comfort

I’ve read five books so far this year. I may not be fast, but I am consistent.

First time reading this one, and I am now very tired of reading about battles lol.

Dracula be like

Daww 😘

My cock is fat and so is my heart :3

Chat, I don’t wanna jinx anything, but I’m kinda killing it at life right now

I got self-improvement out the wazoo

Idk why, but I find the forwards hat + glasses so cute

Be my guest!

Feeling some type of way today

Perfect 😙

Happy tummy tuesday

Anybody wanna lay down directly on top of me? Thanks

Update 4/6: I did my onboarding for a new job today, but I'm apparently not starting until next week. this royally screws me over as far as paying for another month in the room before the 17th. I really don't wanna be on the streets just when I found a good job, so anything helps!

I almost forgot, I took this earlier this week and saved it for FCF. So enjoy, night time scrollers!

Siblings or dating but it’s Wario and Waluigi

I forgot how horny you get after working out 😵‍💫