My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target.

This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.

This is the kind of cleverness that I want to see in appliances.

It's an oven. It's just a hot box you put food in. I don't really need it to think for me, but it sure would be nice if it could get hot faster.

And lo, it does. No subscriptions or anything!

#Newsom might as well have mandated 5 day #RTO. The singular WFH day he’s “letting” us keep is like a sick consolation prize. Fuck that fucking snake. #RecallNewsom