Another day, another round of "Am I filled with incandescent rage because of perimenopause or because of the increasing inequity and inhumanity of society"

My baby blue Hello Kitty gi has some blood on it. What a great juxtaposition 💙

Got a bloody nose at #BJJ tonight and man was it a great roll. I needed that 💙

The war on women has never stopped.
#USDemocracy #Pinks

But dumb 😂

My pleasure!

We don’t need no…

Ed because it’s Ed Sheeran
U because it’s a ewe
Ca because it’s a big K (also special)
Tion -this is a double whammy- because it’s Sean Connery but it’s also the sun, or as he might have said shun.

Dumb things make me laugh.

Adaptation is not the same as healing.

This👇

#Words Hiraeth (Welsh) #Language

backyard filled with clover, violets and dandelions

ive known a lot of stoners and I think they smoke pot on the not 420 days too

If you don’t tell her she’s beautiful, some random man at the gas station will

To clarify- I did not clog the toilet. And the plumber just confirmed that nobody clogged the toilet, the line is blocked. He’s working on it. It smells like sewage in my office. Good times.

Just had to plunge a toilet at work. Pretty sure toilet water droplets got on my dress. Also, I was not successful.
How’s your Monday going?

Every English word was a originally spelled with no knowledge of how any other English word was spelled.

Good morning, Coach!!! Hope you have a great Monday ☀️

I don’t think it’s just he’s avoiding the Epstein files. I think he out of this goddamn mind.

I can’t get enough of these beautiful little fish

That sounds right 😐

Day 20 of #AllDressApril. Happy Monday!!!

The fiery glow of Sunday fades,
The old week’s weight now slips away.
Fresh hope blooms in the twilight shades,
To greet the dawn of a brand new day.
#bluesky #love

200 notifications but not the one you want

I think I’ve experienced enough lifetime trauma to justify becoming a serial killer and I’m honestly a little annoyed I turned out to be a people pleaser instead.

The butt boss? I like it.

Well, no. You’re the boss!

Square?

For whom?

I think both are nice, tbh🍀

Love it!!!