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Vaelastrasz HAIL VAEL Artist pic by Peter Beste

And hey since youre here, support my dark dungeon jams, buy some music or merch

vaelastrasz.bandcamp.com

Hello 👋

Monthly proof of life to remind people of my presence here.

Here's a family portrait of My Evil Giant Wife, Flop Dog the birthday balloon dog that flops about, and of course yours truly. The other night in the beautiful nation-state of Baltimore.

It sucks cause if I remember she had like multiple writers throughout the trilogy which is why her entire legacy is dwindled down as an uncharismatic racist

what the fuck happened to earth man why does it look like that

Youre reminding me I need to do my yearly replay of the trilogy, with my heavily modded mass effect 3 that tries to fix everything haha

Great meeting you!

Black and gray background Gold embossed logos for Unsheathed Glory, Vaelastrasz, and DJ set by Phranick Text reading “saturday february 28, dungeon skirmish” The Raven, 258 Pleasant st. Worcester MA $15 Doors at 8:00

Not sure if the NEDS crew is on Bluesky, but @unsheathedglory.bsky.social and @dungeonsynth.bsky.social are!

They’ll be performing at the Dungeon Skirmish February 28 in Worcester MA

Also ft. a DJ set by Phranick

(poster design by me)

The j-card of my new tape has a tiny version of me on it, like so:

Well I also have a gun to my head, John.

There is nothing more self-harming than being an artist.

Anyway, I have tapes out for my latest album, and a slew of other things.

vaelastrasz.bandcamp.com

IT IS BANDCAMP FRIDAY

MY OVERLORDS HAVE PUT OUT TAPES OF MY RECENT ALBUM OF SAD AMBIENT NEOFOLK SONGS

GIVE THEM MONEY, OR GIVE ME MONEY WITH DIGITAL SALES

vaelastrasz.bandcamp.com/album/death-...

In a couple of weeks, Valentines Day weekend, take your special someone to see a dungeon synth festival in London!

Can't wait to visit and play London for the first time!

2/14 to 2/15 at the New Cross Inn

The other app had less likes in 8 hours so idk what the hell happened there but it was very homophobic that no one kissed me at this black metal festival

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The being trans and an artist experience is essentially this

Hudson Williams looks like a guy that was meant to be the 2nd coming of James Duval; a muse meant for a creative director to make explicitly queer movies for nerds. But they have him out here doing a show about hockey and gay sex. Should be about aliens and gay sex.

Live shot of me performing last in NYC @ TV Eye

Pic by Kaptain Carbon

Aw shucks, thank you. ⚔️

Still present on this app, just lurking.

Here is back to back movie theater selfies from the past 2 days.

I've somehow seen the show first and have never seen the movie (close friend has seen the show, refuses to watch the movie due to hatred of Chris Evans)

Sucks to hear what happened to Vice President Cheney. We used to jerk it to yaoi back in the day. Fudanshi Dick is what we called him. He's gooning with the best of 'em now.

They were so so so good last night, great band to support with Boris

“Can’t believe I’m just a dateline to my friends.” The story of “horseglue” by Ekko Astral.

here’s your sunday read: how fossil fuel ads, islamophobia and self-hatred in the beltway press corpse led me to write “horseglue,” a two-minute clarion call for accountability in the mainstream media.

if it bleeds, it leads. here we go 🖤

Comfy Synth Platinum Record

Long are the days of young furries gleefully shopping for foam, the enlightened atheists wearing fedoras, the high school anime club practicing the Haruhi dance. Now we get Kevin hosting a Star Wars podcast that's also funded by Disney.

People like to bring up stuff like the MCU and the Big Bang Theory as reasons for the death of proper nerd culture, which makes sense, but you can make a strong case that the late 2000s/early 2010s prevalence to make fun of anything 'cringe' was also a key contributor

Slurries

BANDCAMP FRIDAY FUNDRAISER

Today all of Realm and Ritual's physical and digital sales will be donated the the National Immigration Law Center, an organization dedicated to advancing and defending the rights and opportunities of low-income immigrants.

realmandritual.bandcamp.com

You can also support my other projects as well of sad folk tunes for the darkened queer heart.

bloodhunters.bandcamp.com/album/death-...

wounddresser.bandcamp.com/album/wails-...