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One time I saw two cockroaches on opposite sides of a little dipping sauce packet in an alleyway like a beautiful candle lit dinner

I would detransition for lesbian Kelly Clarkson

I feel no desire to be the first person on the plane. I’ll be the last tbh. We’re all taking off at the same time. You go ahead man, no stress here. Maybe I won’t even get on. Haha no, not because I’m scared. I just think it’s funny that I’m about to be in the sky haha. That’s so high up haha. HAHAH

New episode and way to whistle out now!
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She’s PERFECT

Look at her

My boyfriend does affirmations with our pumpkins

Small (still growing!) green pumpkin in a garden bed

She's strong. She's large. She's beautiful.

SQUASH DADDY IN THE HOUSE

This goes so fucking hard dude

lil' bitch opinion but aussie creatives who shut their mouths over the last yr for fear of career backlash are so tragi-comic. wht u afraid of losing babe? a 3 week fellowship at a library? an appearance on a panel show tht will be cancelled soon? the shame of giving up ur soul for sthing so tiny.

Reminder: THE GLOBAL CLIMATE MOVEMENT IS STRONGER THAN ANY LEADER

On what planet were you given permission to bully a baby?

Me when my butt is

A four-panel comic titled “Li’l Bitzie Diamonds: Fascist Kicker” The first panel shows the title, with a cartoon image of Li’l Bitzie Diamonds - a pink pig-like cartoon character with blonde ringlets and a little sailor hat. She’s grinning and poking her finger into her chubby, dimpled cheek. Panel two shows a business woman standing at a podium. She says “And now, to discuss the changes to our hateful conduct policy, our CEO…” In panel three, a Mark Zuckerberg type is now standing at the podium, saying “Here at M—“, but he is cut off, as a frilly-socked foot is kicking his face. Across panel three and four, we see the foot belongs to Bitzie, still poking her sweet, chubby cheek, doing a flying kick that stretches across and breaks out of both panels.

Thinking of pivoting to making nuanced political satire comics this year, so I’ve come up with a new character

My boyfriend does affirmations with our pumpkins

We pulled up our first carrot yesterday and my boyfriend’s caption is solid gold

Oh sweet friend I’m so sorry. I don’t have lots of info but I’m here if you need a chat 💖

Gen ai is poisoning our power grid, stealing intellectual property, using precious water, and ruining the internet with unreliable information and garbage imagery. Don't use it, and don't normalize it, even for laughs.

Here’s a drawing I did in my sketchbook of an AI data center burning. Pen and ink on paper.

Here’s a drawing I did in my sketchbook of an AI data center burning. Pen and ink on paper.

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The man who thinks the word for “gargle” is “gargoyle” and has never been corrected until now.

Tennis is a game about who wants the ball the least.

What to Do When Someone Has a Panic Attack Ask if they've considered that in season 6, episode 4 of the Sopranos, an episode of Gilmore Girls is playing on TV In S07E17 of Gilmore Girls, Richard is wearing a tracksuit. Lorelai makes a joke about it by implicating a lunch date with Tony Soprano, Ask if they realize this means that both the Sopranos and Gilmore Girls exist as television shows in the other's universe. When the Gilmore Girls watch the Sopranos, they will se themselves When Tony Soprano watches Gilmore Girls, he sees himself and his family • Like two facing mirrors; Gilmore Girls and Sopranos, a recursion, fractal, etc.

My new ick is men eating corn sorry

I work in queer media (making Canva designs on my phone)

I think that would be good for eating a rectangle of cheese with.

What utensil is it where it’s like spooning but my dog is facing me with all of his legs sticking out toward me?

I’m so glad TikTok invented cucumbers, these things are delicious