Elon Musk has taken his own life with a claw hammer

(in the hospital waiting room leaning over to a lady that isn't even speaking) Can you please keep it down. I'm trying to look at pokemon pornography on my phone.

新しい服もらった！がんぼるぞい！

translation:
I got new clothes!

Drake: (texting) She a 10 but it's years old. Lmfao. Couldn't be yooouu

Girl who just turned 11: (low on oxygen bc she got trapped in the giant Kinder Surprise egg Drake got her) 🗣 PEppa pig is here

The limit of Doug Ford's political reach should be Pie Taster at the local fair, totally baffling to see him make international headlines for saying a bunch of racist bullshit; somehow doubly so also for not smoking crack simultaneously like his brother

Adding 'CEO Driller' to my LinkedIn job experience section

Vertical video POV shot of me harassing the Grinch as he works for UPS on work release from prison and he starts crying and hitting himself as I'm drawing a small crowd yelling "he's stealing the fucking packages!"

The events that happened today demonstrate a point i've been harping on for a long time: We need more guns out there in the American public

This is how I feel when I am genetically compelled to eat orange food of varying saturation

The North American Cultural Revolution is an event which occurred in the early 21st century, beginning with an asteroid impact measuring 40km in diameter [1] which ushered in the Fourth Ice Age. [2] [3] Despite nobody giving a fuck, [4] [5] [6] scholars agree that it may have been very funny [7] [8]

AI is changing everything. In particular it’s putting a thing you don’t want to accidentally touch in all of your favorite apps

BREAKING: Dennis Prager has sustained life-threatening injuries after becoming stuck in Rabbit's house following a sumptuous honey-based meal

More photos from 2023, digital and 35mm

Olympus XA, Cinestill 800T
Fujifilm X-T2, Helios 44-2

Undergoing full-body Uncle metamorphosis. I will emerge fully-formed in the spring, drawn like an insect to local construction sites to see "just what the hell they're doing up there"

Excited to break the first huge celebrity death on Bluesky! Mr Beast has been burned alive in a big cage just outside of Aleppo

𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗜𝗖𝗘: Account flagged for hateful language, abuse, fucked up vibes ⓘ

Hi guys, I'm trying to make friends again on this site 32/m/canada please be nice to me I'm neurodivergent (alcoholic)

I love watching movies and biting the seat in front of me whenever anything stressful happens

Signed up for Bluesky Premium HD ($24.99/mo directly into the bank account of Califonian Hitler) to finally unlock a second kind of alt-text

Glad this site is opening up, but I need a sort of "freakshow equilibrium" to occur to the general posting audience. I need a couple total rabid biting-the-teacher level freakouts on here. I need to hear someone say the words "manifesto" and "Bluesky" with a grave tone on the local news.

Friendly baseball blood feud beginning imminently 🤝

Ate some horse meat because I liked the idea of eating a Medieval Car

Elon Musk has taken his own life with a claw hammer

don't talk to me until i've had my immunity-support vitamin beer.

Genuinely, thank you for being nice to me lmao

A heavy-set man smiling weirdly in front of a big advertisement in Dōtonbori, Osaka

Cheesed to meet you❗

All you guys giving away your Bluesky codes for free... me? I'm waiting for these bad boys to go vintage, easy 200% ROI-- then you'll be kicking yourself for giving away your precious codes to various anime pedophiles.

Hell, it's close enough to the weekend. Cheers!

I am being HUNTED DOWN for my lemon sour beliefs