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Generally whatever is being an earworm at the moment, but all time fave is U2 Where The Streets Have No Name.

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Yup. Together for 10, married for almost 8. Open as well. Shoot your shot.

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Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Currently in the hospital for an infection and surgery tomorrow morning.

ASK ME SHIT!

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My husband and I both loathe that woman but wouldn't dream of misgendering or deadnaming her.

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You get more of Ilya's take on Harris and Troy in book six and some really sweet closure for the two of them.

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The review isn't, but it does sound like something that Lil' Marco would do.

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post a pic of yourself, wrong answers only

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Fucking hell, the things I would let you and Seth Rogan do to me should be cataloged for further research.

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Same thing for me. Mine comes back if I'm exhausted or overstimulated.

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That's it. That's the skeet.

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I was part of a project that did this for Postmates because their knowledge base was tribal and Google Docs-based. No SOPs. My coworkers were *fun*. ๐Ÿ˜

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Love it. Wish I was getting more of it.

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Need a hand from a pervy neighbor?

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If the creature I crawled out of could do it at 70, you can hang in there. Also, get a fidget toy and abuse it. ๐Ÿ˜

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@personguypal.bsky.social Thanks for the inspo. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Quote with one of your best ass shots

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I dual majored in ass eating and cock sucking in college and have my master's in both.

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3-hour naps are fucking awesome.

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It's the weekend and the husband is on the homeworld visiting family. I have the house to myself and I'm horny. I would invite men over, but that would mean cleaning, and we both know that's not going to happen.

I hate being a lazy slut sometimes.

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Oof. I took calls for both Uber and Kroger. I feel your pain.

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Trying to turn my brain off because today has been rough and weird. So far nothing is working, though the leftover beef and snow pea stir-fry the husband made is helping. Depression sucks.

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So good. Currently working on book four.

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Rob's Review of Son of the Storm by Suyi Davies Okungbowa - Hardcover Read Rob's review of Son of the Storm by Suyi Davies Okungbowa on Hardcover

So good.

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I want to stick my face so many places.

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My psych PA prescribed Seroquel for my insomnia. Half of a 25 mg dose. I'm only taking 12.5 mg, and I slept for 10 hours last night and still feel like I could sleep another 10. This shit is both remarkable and rough AF. I feel like I was hit by a freight train.

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The only good thing about having a cold for me is that I go from being a baritone to a bass. Not Barry White deep, but definitely "feel it in your balls" deep.

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My husband got me sick with a cold. Right now, that strikes me as completely homophobic.

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ASMR DIY woodworking and restoration creators.

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I am not sure if I shared this with you or not. Had it commissioned for my hubs a few years back for his birthday. He loves Bob's Burgers.

The burger is "Long Night's Journey Into Dill".

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