Folks,

once again humbly requesting ann reardon of ‘how to cook that’ lead a council of other well adjusted people who get to decide if families are allowed to put their kids in youtube videos

Came across my ideal street address the other day

Zayn's mii says, "I have feelings for Lilly. I've got to tell her!"

Zayn mii offers Lilly mii a bar of chocolate. He says, "I'll give you some chocolate, if you go out with me."

A third mii appears, wearing a skull mask, and says, "Nobody loves you more than me!"

Lilly mii sits blankly at the cafe table.

In my Tomodachi Life file..... ZAYN MALIK fell in love with my own mii, but when he was telling me this LOUIS TOMLINSON (wearing a skull mask btw) showed up and declared that he was also in love with me and my mii chose him instead........... wow

we're getting two cats soon and i'm so fucking out of my stupid mind about it

no. shared channel. 50/50 split. together. join me

i’ve lost ~60 pounds and should probably post an updated photo of myself at some point

i’d make an OF, eat this messy style, and never post on there again. and i’d make one schrillion dollars

here to defy the stigma that brunettes can’t get facial lotion into their eye #bravery #resiliency #sponsored

A snip from someone's bio that reads | NO WAR | NO GEN AI | YES YAOI |

Beast mode

lie down on the couch w/ me and grasshopper rub your legs together for the ultimate spell casting

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

it's valentines day and you know what that means! time for my yearly tradition!!

if you're trying butt stuff for the first time tonight, take it slow and use plenty of lube. it's anal, not a race! just have fun and be yourself (the version of yourself that has something in your butthole) :D

BRITISH SILENT HILL ⚠️ PYRAMID HEAD SEEN IN THE PUB NURSING A PINT OF GUINNESS 🚨

“My squeaking apologies. I’ll keep a better eye on the time in the future.” -me as a little fuckin mouse who was running late for work but decided to mouse post anyway #mouseposting

“anybody mind if i squeak it up in here?” -me as a little fuckin mouse (boundary respecting version)

“squeak squeak squeak!” -me as a little fuckin mouse

Marabou Stork

DOCTOR: Your test results are back and it turns out you’re a fucked up mangy bald bird with a big weird nutsack neck. It’s a pretty bad situation. You should check out the great clown, Pagliacci.

ME (The Great Clown Pagliacci):

tumblr is down tonight because they’re putting all the porn back

at least i think it’s that building. maybe a different one? it’s nearby. who cares

you know what’s so crazy style? the building just to the right of the salesforce tower is sinking and already learning too much and will absolutely topple unless the government intervenes. it’s the millennium tower if you’re horny for more info.
anyway back to my edible

yu gi oh voice: my body places my uterus card in attack mode

it was a great and well thought out video! it also made me realize i had never seen a picture of travis kelce before. very informative video

holy shit pinponpanpon USA tour confirmed!!!!!!!!

i think you let me borrow it and i ate it

thanks babe! ❤️

Bumpits (Official Commercial) YouTube video by Allstar Innovations

requirement for my next halloween costume (HOA cunt in the bible belt)

Take the normal challenge

Be as mental as me and still act calm on the timeline

want 2 do this but not on a website owned by google or have 2 use a google account to log in. maybe i’ll go back to myspace

that sounds terrible and i’m beyond excited for it ❤️❤️❤️ i had everything bagel ice cream once and it sucked hilariously