When Flyers #41 Glendening was called for cross-checking Penguins #19 Dewar...

It was single malt on blended violence
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Never saw this on a Grateful Dead set list:

E:
Jerry Skateboard Fail >
It's All Over Now, Baby Blue

Flyers have had a lot of one-on-one chances vs Skinner. They haven't converted yet, but the defense-first, counter-attacking strategy has been effective. They've earned this late lead

Dick Groat 1960 NL MVP and World Series champion as SS for Pirates. Also 2x all-America basketball player at Duke. #3 overall pick 1952 NBA draft (Pistons). Longtime Pitt basketball broadcaster too

Confident, locked-in Sascha Bublik is one of the best watches in men's tennis.

Well he's a lot of fun when he's on tilt, too. But the Bublik we're seeing in recent months is sensational viewing.

A thread of sPoRTsBaLL folks telling sport what to do

🙄

He's essentially an infomercial purchaser, always has been. Just paying up for better time slots now

This would be a great menu for the white house executive chef to serve tonight:

•chicken tartare
•castor bean soup
•oleander salad
•filet of lionfish, arsenic reduction, rosary peas
•baneberry pie

Thank you for obsessing so we don't have to!!

Levon Helm "Poor Old Dirt Farmer" Official Music Video YouTube video by dirtfarmermusic

🎶Well the poor old dirt farmer, he can't grow no corn
He can't grow no corn, cause he ain't got a loan
He ain't got a loan, cause he can't grow no corn🎶

youtu.be/cBuJB218UvU?...

All these posts by hyperventilating, perfection-obsessed eggheads have made me an absurdist fan of C.B. Bucknor

I want to see him in primetime games, All-Star, postseason, world series

I want these annoying fuckfaces to tear their eyeballs out when he misses a strike by two micrometers in a game 7

Dear businesses, transportation providers, buildings and any public indoor places of Pittsburgh:

TURN OFF THE FUCKING HEAT

It's over.

And moreover, it's finally comfortable outside.

But inside, you still have your thermostats dialed up to "July in Baghdad."

Open windows & doors, enjoy the air!

Kenny Mayne's classic opening day bit lives on

Enough with the sanctimonious and vainglorious boycott bullshit

Especially with Amazon. I mean AWS is powering all these hollow proclamations

Nobody cares. It's not "raising awareness." Everybody's fucking aware. The one-upsmanship in boycott decree posts proves it

Poorly made T-shirt from fanatics & Nike that says Hoist The Cone, a new, absurd and possibly mysterious rally call for the 145th season of the Pittsburgh National League Base Ball Club

AI derived image of the Pirate Parrot mascot waving an orange traffic cone on a flag stick, behind him is an altered image of a scoreboard that says Hoist The Cone

It's #HOPEningDay

Hoist the Cone, boys, Hoist the Fucking Cone 🏴‍☠️⚾

Hopefully they develop a plan for staying on court after losing a set, as opposed to the IgaBreak™, which doesn't have a great success rate itself🙄

The career arc of Scottie Scheffler is so eerily similar to that of Pete Sampras, right down to the ridiculous "why isn't he more charismatic?" criticism

Fils has played in and won some amazing BO3 matches in his brief career. Two that came to mind today were vs. Zverev in Hamburg final & vs. Humbert in Tokyo final, both in '24

Yes, let's put it all in the back rooms of nail salons again, that was good for everybody 🙄

Homer Simpson saying "are you ready to laugh"

An audience member saying "quiet, you awful man," to Homer Simpson

This Netflix broadcast is a nightmare

Bert Kreischer as a hype man of some kind, screaming interjections over heavy rock instrumentation...

Followed by the presentation of colors--in wartime no less--and the anthem sung by a sailor

The Donnay stick!

So this match hasn't happened yet

Another Venus night session. LFG!! Must see TEE-vee!

#shesellstickets

Then give her a bottle of Old Grand-Dad and a glass, too

In its 16th year of broadcasting tournament games, and everyone still acts like it's akin to finding a pirated TASS feed

In March, NCAA tournament games will air on TruTV for the ***16th year*** and for the 16th year, a majority of viewers will act like they're being asked to find Czech television to see certain games. Tru has even evolved into a spoke channel for the Turner sports hub and still people are befuddled 😒

Would love to see a major outlet news editor with some sack to start calling all this WWIII. What are we waiting for? Is there an officially-adopted definition of a "world war?" What's the fucking delay? It's never gonna look like the first two. But the world certainly feels like it's at war, so 🤷‍♂️

It's 2041

We're all riveted to the three-part-docuseries™️ exposing the heinous crimes and transgressions of the Savannah Bananas that everyone overlooked because of dump trucks of money

The capital one March Madness ads without Spike are horrendous

I've seen several and Magic is just an ornament

That horse has gone to the farm upstate

A shame, as it was a funny campaign for a time

Annapolis