Sometimes when things get tense, I shit in a box and eat a rubber band… just to take the edge off. #Minneapolis #ICE

I threw up on the carpet to take my owners mind off current affairs. #Trump #tariff #economy

I’m so happy that our congress voted to give themselves 12 weeks of maternity/paternity leave. Now what about the rest of us? I have 7 kittens at home. #maternityleave #luna #wageslave

The leopards are eating well in the South. #leapardsatemyface #fancyfeast

I wish someone would feed me like you feed your cat.

>:(
*hiiiiiissssss*

Selling American citizenship is the crown jewel of our late stage capitalist society. I will sell my citizenship for 5 million dollars if we can make this ride stop. #capitalism #goldcard #citizenship

Our president is good at two things: shitting his pants, and being cruel for the sake of novelty.

It’s sad watching the goldfish of democracy spinning in the toilet; Because once it goes down the drain, it officially won’t be coming back. #democracy #msnbc #Trump #DOGE

Introducing Donald Trumps Flaming Hot Doritos FBI, brought to you by Code Red Mountain Dew. #Trump #kasimov #USA #DumpTrump

My president can fill a whole diaper up in one sitting and finish all of his chicken nuggies before bedtime. What can Trudeau do? #canada #USA #Tump #Kasimov

Maybe shitting in this box will make me feel better.

I’d say it’s sad that Trump is purging the military, but it’s not even surprising at this point. #militarypurge #dumptrump #feedyourcat

It’s sad our news media is as inept and flaccid as our Democrat leadership.

Brother! May I have some oats?

I’m a cat… I will come home if you feed me. Please feed me.

It’s been sad to be an American lately… thank god I’m just a cat and can’t vote.

It’s sad that people vote against their self interests. #democracy #helpyourself #feedyourcat

If we must have a king, let him be Louie XVI.
#longlivetheking #monarchy #nokingofmine

Please, don’t let America cat sit me.

*hiiiisssssssssss*

Can we eat this one first?

It’s terribly sad that Americas 80 years of leadership and friendship with our European allies could be squandered in less than one month. #NATO #Trump #fancyfeast

I’m saddened that there is a carnival barker in The White House. #Trump #hotair #fancyfeast

How can I get like you?

Here I am…

I’ve heard enough!

This makes me less sad.

*purrs*

Maybe two…