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Posts by Audrey (midlife identity crisis) Ashes

Oh my god no. :(

5 months ago 11 3 4 0

Every time I start feeling despair I am reminded that many, many people want to help, actually.

5 months ago 1691 689 1 0
the Mr. Show Wyckyd Sceptre sketch where David is fucking Bob

the Mr. Show Wyckyd Sceptre sketch where David is fucking Bob

the Dalai Lama sketch where Bob is plucked from white-trash butt-rock suburbia to become the new Dalai Lama, and his BFF David comes to visit

the Dalai Lama sketch where Bob is plucked from white-trash butt-rock suburbia to become the new Dalai Lama, and his BFF David comes to visit

Telling my kids this was John, Paul, George, and Ringo

9 months ago 40 5 1 0
White topless body wearing dusky pink cotton panties on grey and white chevron patterned sheets

White topless body wearing dusky pink cotton panties on grey and white chevron patterned sheets

Tarot spread in a Celtic cross pattern.
This is the Agatha All Along deck, a surprisingly through and layered set of images.

Tarot spread in a Celtic cross pattern. This is the Agatha All Along deck, a surprisingly through and layered set of images.

Nude white wan in a bath.
Vagina tilted up to the camera.

Nude white wan in a bath. Vagina tilted up to the camera.

White woman with wet hair licks the bathtub she’s in.

White woman with wet hair licks the bathtub she’s in.

My journey looks like I’m taking the longest bus ride, through mountainous terrain.

However frightened I am, I’m still thankful that I’m still riding.

5 months ago 114 10 7 0

Reskeeting for later listening.
My house is v v quiet rn. 🙌

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Starletta - Heartbreak Hangover Listen to Heartbreak Hangover on TIDAL

Two words.

Country. Synthwave.

My y'allternative ass is trying to comprehend why this is so good.

5 months ago 11 1 3 0
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Turns out this instagram “12 rules for staying fucking sane” is also the Democratic list for “how to fucking win elections” @driftglass.bsky.social #podcastable

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A twitter post from a 2023 from user Badend_doll that says

Passed a girl on the street today wearing nothing but an alarming number of bruises in even scarier colors, and an oversized t shirt reading

REJECT ALL FALSE IDOLS

REJECT THAT PRETENDER NAMED PENETRATION

SEX IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH YOUR TEETH

A twitter post from a 2023 from user Badend_doll that says Passed a girl on the street today wearing nothing but an alarming number of bruises in even scarier colors, and an oversized t shirt reading REJECT ALL FALSE IDOLS REJECT THAT PRETENDER NAMED PENETRATION SEX IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH YOUR TEETH

I think about this post a lot

9 months ago 252 70 5 3

"Institutions like Wikipedia are the last bastions of the dream of a free and open internet that betters humanity. Protecting the source code of reality is a matter of survival for a free and sane society, and we must act like it."

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Still from Nightbreed of Dr. Philip K Decker in his tight mask and suit and tie as he holds a sword in one hand and a a sword with a head on the end in the other. Over Decker in orange is the word "me" and over the head are the words "the expectation that halloween will fix everything"

Still from Nightbreed of Dr. Philip K Decker in his tight mask and suit and tie as he holds a sword in one hand and a a sword with a head on the end in the other. Over Decker in orange is the word "me" and over the head are the words "the expectation that halloween will fix everything"

you better fix my entire life you little shit

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I’d like to announce that I’m very gay.

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Pen and brush sketch of Deadman in a sketchbook.

Pen and brush sketch of Deadman in a sketchbook.

Decided to mix a little pen and brush pen in the sketchbook. Trying to command them a little better. Got a Deadman sketch going.

5 months ago 160 21 2 1
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There is both hope and horror in this but I will take the hope.
h/t @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social

5 months ago 1533 278 22 13

ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff

5 months ago 1695 142 102 31
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Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’ Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November

Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’

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This pleases me greatly. 😍

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It’s all good. I’m just happy that I’m not involved with her anymore.
I saw some excellent people and did what I went to do.

Hope you and your aspirational polycule have the best weekend ever!

5 months ago 5 0 1 0

It's hard to overstate how fully engaged Chicago and the surrounding suburbs are in this ICE madness. There are neighborhood watch alerts, spontaneous crowds gathering outside schools at pick up & drop off plus madly blowing whistles and honking car horns, this city is fighting back and hard.

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It was cute. I went and supported my community and watched my ex being a fucking creep, so I left early.

But I did the thing for our queer weird spaces! 🖤

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The Calavera Mask BY POPULAR DEMAND!! CALAVERA MASKS ARE BACK IN STOCK!! The 2nd Edition is here! ORDER NOW. Pullover tubular face mask that you can double-fold over your nose and mouth! Also can be worn as a balaclava...

It's getting colder here in Chicago, don't forget your mask. My friend @johnpicacio.bsky.social has a nice one. I just grabbed a few 😉

Protect your lovely faces out there.
johnpicacio.com/store/the-ca...

5 months ago 11 4 1 1
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Tech Bros Have Been Accidentally Poisoning Themselves With Severe Brain Toxins for Years Among the worst offenders was meal-replacement company Huel, a long-time favorite among Bay Area builders.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
futurism.com/future-socie...

5 months ago 178 47 3 0

Also it's not critics accusing, it's the administration boasting, as evidenced by the "we're going to kill them" in the headline

5 months ago 455 101 5 0

You know who else upgraded his bunker?

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person dressed all in black, sat down. They have huge fabric wings and a mask

person dressed all in black, sat down. They have huge fabric wings and a mask

5 months ago 167 24 8 3

EXACTLY.

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Is it really such a crime to want to be popular and a freak?

Why can't I be an openly hedonistic slutty whore who likes to facilitate torture and also have a dedicated fan base?

Why do you find it creepy if everyone involved is ok with it?

Because you're boring? Because you can't handle it?

5 months ago 27 8 3 1
Three screencaptures from a porn featuring Kaycee Bee, although currently unrecognizable. In all three frames she is wearing a ragged white sleeveless top, and her long dark hair is more matted and wild. Shadows consume her figure, giving her a ghostly and haunting appearance. In the top frame, she is leaning forward, eyes rimmed in dark shadow fixed unpleasantly on the viewer while her mouth is wide... too wide, and her tongue is loling out of her mouth. The second she is obviously sitting on the viewer's lap, shirt hiked up, showing off shadowy curves and tits while her face is slightly obscured. In the third and bottom shot, she is turned away from the viewer. Her top barely covers her large ass as she bounces up and down on the viewer's lap, her long hair trailing down her back and melting into the black around her.

Three screencaptures from a porn featuring Kaycee Bee, although currently unrecognizable. In all three frames she is wearing a ragged white sleeveless top, and her long dark hair is more matted and wild. Shadows consume her figure, giving her a ghostly and haunting appearance. In the top frame, she is leaning forward, eyes rimmed in dark shadow fixed unpleasantly on the viewer while her mouth is wide... too wide, and her tongue is loling out of her mouth. The second she is obviously sitting on the viewer's lap, shirt hiked up, showing off shadowy curves and tits while her face is slightly obscured. In the third and bottom shot, she is turned away from the viewer. Her top barely covers her large ass as she bounces up and down on the viewer's lap, her long hair trailing down her back and melting into the black around her.

Ever wondered if a ghost has used you in your dreams? Have you fantasized about a restless spirit taking what they need and leaving you paralyzed?

Then you should definitely check out "Ghostly Pleasures" from my 2024 Halloween porn. Available on Fansly, soon on OnlyFans, or for direct sale!

6 months ago 14 4 0 0
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad:
Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
June 29, 2024 at 11:31 AM

N95 Mask With Outline of... @gonebabygone.bsky.social Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it. June 29, 2024 at 11:31 AM

6 months ago 643 125 2 1

Girl canceled date.
Still going to the function ANYWAY.
Fuck it, we BALL.

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