And if musk ever gets to Mars, will it become Mars-A-Lago?

Don't the Democrats control the weather with the Jewish Space Lasers?

Who was swearing? A spokesperson for Ford told TMZ that it was a “great event”. But, they added, they don’t condone “ANYONE saying anything inappropriate” in their facilities. “When that happens, we have a process to deal with it but we don’t get into specific personnel matters,”

Beef Wellington Inspired Pastries with a 1.5 out of 5 health star rating.

Ms Patterson is accused of murdering three relatives and attempting to murder a fourth at a lunch at her home in Leongatha, south-east of Melbourne, on July 29, 2023.
I suppose that could explain the health star rating for these...

WTF did morrison get the gong for? Reducing the number of people on robodebt and services to the undertaker industry?

From the australia community on Reddit: Coalition awards $520k for NBN upgrade to single business in Barnaby Joyce’s electorate Explore this post and more from the australia community

Of course if Jane has shares in a business, that business needs to be 'supported'... www.reddit.com/r/australia/...

We Go There | 'Death' Teaser YouTube video by SBS On Demand

Moving on from his previous acting stint ‘As a former policeman…’ Peter #ThugDutton and his unremarkable skill set has enabled him to continue his career in advertising…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYiP...

#auspol #aupol #LNPNeverAgain #AusVotes2025

Barnaby Joyce lying on the footpath, drunk

Was it this person talking to you?
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It might be because there is no driver in the car, that’s why the American car photographed in Paris is not ‘cruising around?’

Late news, Barnaby Joyce has nominated his prostate to contest the next #NPA leader. #MattCanavan and #DavidLittleproud have refused to debate the mental heavyweight.

I think I heard somewhere that ‘Nampijinpa’ translates to ‘for sale at any’. Obviously that could be fake news. #auspol

I cannot look at a photo of Ley and not believe she is pissed, I usually check the name at the bottom of the photo and see Sussssssan...it only strengthens my belief.

Stick him in the same room as Babet, weld the door shut, put Peter Duttons nameplate on the room. Nobody is going to ever try to open that door.

As his former staff member, I expect she completed the forms inserting her name at every opportunity in Barnyards Parliamentary Superannuation paperwork.

Sebastian & Thomas must be so disappointed he isn't retiring to spend more time with them. Not so disappointed might be Bridgette, Julia, Caroline, Odette.

(Bob) Hawke's Patio Pale Ale Cans on a bench.

Fridge with beer and 'Hawke's Patio Pale Ale' cooling on top shelf

Hat with 'David Pocock for the Senate' on a blond 15yo staghound, Sasha.

Preparing for our postal vote. Sausages and bread rolls ready. How to vote cards collected from volunteers…

Finally found a use for the #LNP and Trumpet of Ridiculousness leaflets... National Bowel Cancer Screening Program, job done. Appreciate the advice Mary :-). #auspol #ausvotes

JD Vance was really pissed off that the Pope didn't wear a tie.

Peter Dutton's 18 Y.O. Son Snapped On Snapchat Holding A Bag Of White Powder A photo of Liberal leader Peter Dutton's son holding a 'white powder' on the Gold Coast has circulated online.

I wonder where his house deposit went... www.pedestrian.tv/news/peter-d...

LNP ads on SBS PeeDut states "I'm not interested in taking the easy path".
Some of the best advice I ever got was work smarter, not harder.
Dodging helping when there are cyclones approaching and going to have a drink with Justin Hemmes a free trips to Gina's birthday. That's hard. #unseatdutton

None of this ’trampoline safety net’ rubbish, spikes should encourage the users to leap correctly.

Rumour is Dutton thinks it is called Kirilly's House (I think he really wants the name changed to Gina's Grotto?)

Marjory Taylor Green, a Trump minion, believes the government controls the weather. Why isn’t Dutton, who is close to Trump, taking action to stop the cyclone?

Didn't Dutton push through (or involved in the vote) for the Govt subsides for childcare centres? Later when it was pointed out he had share in 3(+) childcare centres he got the sulks because the share were owned by his family trust and therefore not directly owned by him?

Although it is brewed in Tasmania, not Queensland, I refer to it as a “Dutton beer”. #ausvotes

An older version (14YO)

Happy New Year to all.
I’m going through my list of resolutions from last year and it looks like I have 30 to bring across.
1 - Sloth
2 - Gluttony
3 - Procrastinating
Just realised it isn’t a leap year, so no time to do the rest.

I expect Trump is trying to find a job for Bashar al-Assad, this may be the one for him?

Reported (for his own benefit, how nice am I!) Bluesky users make him sick. For his own health the account might need to be deactivated.