google map that says: Kroger Still the Thickest & Creamiest

???

Kid: Doom was stressful and (of all things) when older, Mansion of Hidden Souls because I played it in an attic alone at night which made the isolated feeling way more intense.

Adult: Alien: Isolation and later The Forest. I'm no good with things-in-the-shadows games, but I keep trying them. :|

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? YouTube video by Folding Ideas

Why was I invited to Beast Studios?
youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

giving myself an instant aneurysm after uttering the phrase "stack ranking the polycule gene pool"

Bluesky trying to capture the youth market by providing six 7s of uptime

Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer: More Than Penis

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

What I do when I see an AI generated thumbnail

Headline that reads "Legendary orca brothers seen in UK waters" with a photograph of two orcas

Well well well if it isn't the Blowhole Brothers

heinz the one for two-three-four

whenever people announce they're taking a break from bluesky, it's usually because they're astronauts experiencing a mandatory communications blackout as they re-enter earth's atmosphere. that's why they always come back in six minutes

BREAKING: GLOBAL ECONOMY FALTERS AS TANKERS HELD UP AT HORMUZ. 'ALL MY APES GONE', CAPTAIN SAYS

you too can have a bird advertise something to you in the mid-late 1990s

if wired ever decides they want to interview me about my online habits i'm going to have to just lie because my last google search is "yt-dlp mp4" (i google it every time) and my last photo is a huge worm i found

There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

in ohio babies don't have umbilical nutrition. they eat takeout. sometimes when people hear my daughter's birth hospital had a wendys inside they think it's weird until i explain that

I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!

Limited Animation still of 1960s Krillin, Goku, and Piccolo on Planet Namek who is standing on a rock

1960s Dragonball was so weird and while I know it has its fans I will never get used to these looks for Krillin, Goku and Piccolo

2balls1strike.mp4

dril tweet from 2018: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"

The *last* lost episode. We did it, folks.

chiming in from the same boat, rss and all. it's wild that everyone thought these things went away when they're been reliably running in the background this whole time

also wild to realize some of my rss feeds are 20 years old lol

yeah I can teleport to a Waffle House too, it’s called four loko

Ally Sheedy's 'makeover' in The Breakfast Club with the text DLSS 5 OFF and DLSS 5 ON.

dang, didn't know they erased this dude montresor-style