She/her but in a way sailor might refer to the dilapidated vessel

Hey just your regular reminder that Stockholm Syndrome is just a theory and it was created about a female hostage by a male psychiatrist who had never met her to explain why she viewed the police who endangered her during extraction as incompetent

A four-panel comic. IN panel 1, two black vultures are perched on a branch. One says "Mmm, look at that succulent carcass?" The second one says "Where?" In panel 2, a plastic zombie head and hands sit on a lawn in front of fake gravestones. The second vulture says "Oh, that one? It's just plastic, I think. Zero flavor." The first vulture says "Rats." In panel 3, the first vulture looks in the other direction and says "What about that nice juicy one over there?" And the second vulture says "Ooh, yum!" In the fourth panel, a second fake zombie head and hands rise from another decorated lawn. The second vulture says "Wait, no. It's also fake." The first vulture says "I hate this season."

Halloween is cruel to vultures.
Last year's Halloween comic.

Hello! I'm Anna, from Poland. I do best at drawing creatures. I'm looking for work.

🖼️http://august.net.pl
💵http://august.net.pl/commission-info/
✉️hauntednest@gmail.com
☕http://ko-fi.com/august
#PortfolioDay

A meme from reddit, titled "spaghetti is weird" that shows the steps of making spaghetti with sauce, to wit: "wet the drys, dry the wets, wet the drys, wet the drys, dry the wets, wet the drys, now dust the wets" describing the act of mixing flour and water to make dough, drying the dough into noodles, throwing dry noodles in boiling water, drying the cooked noodles, wetting them with tomato sauce, and dusting them with parmesan, respectively.

That's a lot of words for "More psychopaths please".

Once you fully accept that someone else is a human being in exactly the way and to exactly the degree that you are, there are a whole set of things you literally can no longer do to them. I mean that, our brains don’t allow us to. It becomes emotionally and mentally unbearable

Sauron reckons he’s the biggest goth in Middle Earth but let’s be real there’s no one Morgoth than Melkor

Incredible. Bandai released a stupid Gunpla NFT metaverse thing, but they didn’t secure or encrypt the files…so there are now just full-on trade-secret CAD files out there of MG kits, including unreleased ones, ready for 3D printing or bootlegging

A phone with a very, very swollen battery. The caption: "pillow :33"

I need to pop it like those parcel airbags

You spend an entire lifetime of gazing endlessly at manmade horrors beyond comprehension, each horror made worse by how many people look at it and gleefully cheer it on. And then you wonder why're experiencing ambient anxiety and panic

We are not specks of stardust, that suddenly gained consciousness. They all have it. We're just the ones who spent too much time in the state of depersonalization and snapped out of it, wondering, how the hell we did even got here.

A picture of a crab, that is also a cabbage. Caption: "You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab"

#postmemism

The Foo Fighters’ AIDS denialism should be on the record By Martin McKenzie-Murray in The Monthly

I'll give you the short version: they sponsored & supported the most influential AIDS denialist group of the 2000's, resulting in national policies in South Africa that caused an estimated 330,000 deaths there.

They have never apologized or acknowledged what they did.
medium.com/the-monthly/...

I think one of the worst quirks of online spaces is the idea that if someone doesn't post about something, they don't care about it. It encourages performative posting often makes things worse.

I care a lot. I just don't want to add another poorly-informed voice. I'm reading & thinking.

Chill la canadienne woman antique 👍

A low-resolution photo of an ominous, shadowy figure with gleaming eyes that sits at the edge of the bed. The caption says "wdym of course I'm having fun I love myself so much".

As of a Monday morning:
We only half-jokingly considered becoming hobos in the Canary Islands.

V is going to be the prettiest Leia to my Jabba 🥰

matias.ma/nsfw/

Perfection 👌

One who seeks / One slowly losing

Comic book panel showing a skeleton saying “my flesh! My clothes! What happened to them? I’m…gulp…a s-skeleton! ……gulp….”

Waking up on October 1st like

Is "My boss is fuckin' penguin and I'm too cold to work there" a valid reason to change jobs? Because I think it is.

for sale: uterus, not needed

Me visiting Slovenia: It would be almost too easy to move here.

Me in my own cozy home: How could I ever think about moving?

Me, first day back to the office: Ah. That's how. 😞

We need an app that makes it sound like we’ve slammed down our landline before ending our smartphone calls.

Moving to another place during vacations:
❌Packing and repacking
❌Struggling with the luggage
❌"Does this place even have knives???"

✔️✔️✔️ Seeing how different places are set up; testing it, what's a good idea to incorporate in my home to make it more functional, and what's to avoid.

The best part of being a feminist is getting told you’re unfuckable by men you would never fuck.