Meme that reads “you guys are traveling internationally???”

I haven't had a bong era yet but it's going to be very very good when I get there

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

ooh ⚠️ big stretch approaching

Asking ur friends to get slouchy with u is so fierce cause the expectations are set mama, we’re scrolling reels with volume 2 on our phones while half watching drag race and living our BEST LIFE 🫶

Still from the first Lord of the Rings movie showing Saruman speaking to Gandalf with text that reads "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

fuck you man

I love a bitch who is grilling 😌 bestie where is the lechon asado 🤤

exactlyyyy

kind of a freak abt oj 🫦🍊

I haven’t eaten all day and I just made the fattest BLT with my oat bread 🥲

isn’t it soooo cute that our brains try to protect us by giving us uncomfortable electrical shocks 💕

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

ONE THING about AI fucking it all up…or even just like “smart” results… is that I am a word-looker-upper and one by one all my tried and true quick dictionary searches are diverting to like…movie titles and brands… I need to talk to Merriam…who are you?

it is so terrifying when the destroyer of worlds is aware of his power and enjoys the fury 💫

If I see these around me in public I’m going to become an enemy NPC that throws rocks at it until it’s out of my perception… Rich on Tech I will mama slap that audacity right off your face

ok true…💀 your reply is also a quick Pickle if you think about it

it’s 2am but that’s not going to stop me from quick pickling some red onions and radish slices 😗

you love to see it

🥰

spiders have hydraulic boner legs ☹️

wearing it well 😮‍💨

oops almost forgot to exist today

a man with his eyes closed is holding his head ALT: a man with his eyes closed is holding his head

no yeah I think that’s right

they just built a new one in my neighborhood! another one got a recent renovation because someone crashed their suv into it lol. Denny is strong here, but I can’t imagine they’re too comfy, but the corp is doing a lot of work to try and make it happen

Yeah…

I hear that TTS voice and I know I’m about to witness some manmade atrocity

lovely day (it is night here) ☺️

a man is holding a pen to his nose and looking at it . ALT: a man is holding a pen to his nose and looking at it .

can we— yeah ok

should I buy this painting y/n