A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.
alright
TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask
00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
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03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF
referencing the movie hackers while calling the white/black hat terminology cringe is kind of a wild choice too
thank you for getting my vsause reference
the center of the universe
mf i'm on earth
i think it speaks to the humanity that unites us all
crazy that we have the tech to record a video of earthset from the orbit of the moon but it's still tilted at 90 degrees the wrong way
I am also on a work trip and will try to record something even cooler
Bender STEALING IS A FORM OF CREATIVITY
The year 2026
if george lucas were writing the prequels today we'd get darth chuddius
i know
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an edited version of the "do it for her" simpsons meme of a poster board where homer simpson has put pictures of maggie over an oppressive message to change it into the words "do it for her". The pictures of maggie have been replaced by various logos for linux distros.
yup
install linux. for her
@katie.bzky.team you seeing this shit?
I'm hungry for the frame, it's got me like
komi chud cant communicate
can i vote for "it FEELS true"?
palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society
Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant
R.L. STINE GOOSEBUMPS OH GOD SO MUCH CUM
half life 3 confirmed
Sorry but I will never submit to the idea that humans are cruel.
I’ve had many cruel things happen to me but overall my entire life is a result of persistent & unyielding kindness.
i want one so bad
