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Can someone tell the Phillies I’m going to several games in May and June and they need to Figure It Out before then, please?

Figured I’d wade into the airport discourse I’m seeing on Bluesky today; Airports are where planes depart from. However, they are also where planes arrive. So it’s important to consider both of these things

Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

I tried to put CatTV on for Jonas so she would stop screaming at me, but she is either too smart or too dumb for it.

Big abortion win in PA today - the ban on Medicaid funding is unconstitutional!

AND there's a fundamental right to abortion!

We won!

(Though this Commonwealth Court opinion can be appealed - we'll see what our AG does.)

'Seeing her is a piece of history': Ohtani, Roberts meet 100-year-old Nagasaki survivor DENVER -- When Dodgers play-by-play broadcaster Stephen Nelson told Shohei Ohtani about the woman in the wheelchair a few yards behind them, Ohtani immediately went over, knelt down and shook her hand...

An incredible story as Shohei Ohtani and @stephennelson.bsky.social met the 100-year-old survivor of the Nagasaki bombing. Story from Manny Randhawa: www.mlb.com/rockies/news...

the penne opticon

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Luckily the Sixers get to play the third quarter after this!

okay, I'll say it: johns hopkins is too plural of a name, almost obscenely fecund. there should be just one john or just one hopkin.

I am gonna let that duck in

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

*hoagiemouth* PORTER MARTONE

Baby playoff goal!’

Playoffs on a local broadcast are a blessed thing

FELIX REYES WELCOME TO THE SHOW

They made me miss it because no way I was even considering turning this game on

I can’t believe the Phillies made me miss a debut first at bat home run!

Wait I knew she wasn’t a cat but she’s BRITISH???

Shohei Ohtani just stopped to sign for Momoyo, a 100-year-old woman who survived the bombing of Nagasaki.

My mom, who has worked in a NICU for 40 years, said the c-section on The Pitt was pretty accurate ☹️

Wow didn’t even realize i stole the text from one of your other replies

A gray-and-white cat sitting up staring into the abyss with her tongue sticking out

An orange cat all tucked into a green blanket with just his head sticking out.

I could do this all day

Flyer’d Up. 🏒🔥

#letsgoflyers #ignitetheorange

BENCHING “BOSTON KREME” IN PHILLY WITH DUNKIN’ Sunday, April 19: Throughout the First Round series vs. Boston, select participating Dunkin’ locations in Center City Philadelphia will temporarily “bench” the Boston Kreme donut, renaming it as the “Philly Kreme” — the same kreme-filled classic, just with a name Philly fans can get behind. Fans can visit participating Dunkin’ locations in Center City to order one during the series!

Sixers in 6.

if democrats could do literally anything else as efficiently as they distribute my contact information to eachother

why is the company that makes my insulin involved in nuclear energy