a bridge with a lot of wires going over it ALT: a bridge with a lot of wires going over it

"Given the ongoing stability"

How does the game know my conversational style of being annoyingly contrarian? Did the developer of Tomodachi Life hang out during the like 329 times I hit up Sally Ann's at AGDQ a while back?

Also note I'm wearing a UFO as a shirt; again, iggy things

@emmieelliott.bsky.social recreated me in their Tomodachi Life and it really is out there doing typical iggy things in those streets. Simply wild

And here I was thinking the Requiem in RE9 would be metaphorical (see also: The village in RE8, and the Biohazard in RE7)

If all of the fucks were a star, its light would take a billion years to reach where I am right now

All I know is that when I was a kid I started into the heart of an ice cream float for too long and something deep inside my soul began screaming and it's never ever stopped

I'm glad that dirty soda exists. It's been an excellent intermediary step in helping me to conquer the single thing I'm most afraid of in life: ice cream floats 😨

1 minute and 14 seconds into this video is of particular interest. MOTHER - UNLEASH THE CAMERA 👀

A barely-functioning site is still leagues better than twitter

Gastronomists all, seasoned & nascent: What would be the proper term for a half part of Half & Half in a recipe? Like, two distinct quarters?

Pragmata (2026). Naw, actually it's RoboCrap 3 for the NES

Gonna tell my kids this is Pragmata

For anyone that asking why I always keep making the same five or six jokes on stream:

It's cause I don't have that many! The well is NOT deep - it's in fact a most shallow well, filled with tears and regret (especially during tax season)

I Have No Cheese, And I Must Eat Cheese

"I don't want to see political posts on my feed!"

Sorry, but my existence 🏳️‍⚧️ IS political!

Oh gosh I thought I opened up the small hole side of my MSG but I actually opened up the big hole side and a wee excessive amount of MSG went into my kare raisu but I played it where it lay and hooooo dearie does this batch in particular have 𝕗 𝕝 𝕒 𝕧 𝕠 𝕣

This is an extremely important notice for anyone that's ever wanted to powerwash the Guard Scorpion's robot butthole!

Also my it looks like my long-standing dreams for Powerwash DLC based on The Bouncer are well and truly dead 😢

Clever clever 😄

Thinkin back on when colored lighting was THE big feature in 3D graphics (i.e., nauseatingly overused) and how there was a brief window in early 1998 when you needed a 3D accelerator card to make your PC game look like a fucking kaleidoscope disco nightmare

I live my choom life by a simple philosophy:

A Always
B Be
S Slicing

The Lord Giveth and the Lord Taketh Away - Cyberpunk 2077 Original Soundtrack YouTube video by Yulks

The combat music when you fight the Valentinos in Cyberpunk is a singular, chaotic, cascara-dripped-in-acid legit banger. No long being to hear it makes me regret slicing up all the Valentinos 😢

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySSr...

This hits as hard now as it did 24 years ago ❤️‍🔥

The real reality of it happening was so much cooler than any generated garbage could ever be! WHY 😩

Lisa ordinarily: Yay, oranges! 😁

Lisa playing video games: OH FUCK NO, ORANGES 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

Really Really Long A Thon TEN

Yes Ten, 10, Tenth year and event (where has time gone? how OLD AM I?????)

oengus.io/marathon/RRL...

Submissions are open until Haloween

WOO (nWo Jeff Farmer Sting weak version)

Taxes suck but with empy's help you don't have to as well

hey with Tax Day around the corner this is your reminder that while I am not a CPA, my job does require me to know quite a bit about tax returns, so if we're mutuals feel free to message me (preferably on discord) with any questions, even the "dumb" questions. especially the "dumb" questions.

I just checked the junk email that I send my twitch correspondence to. Dozens of "Multiple instances of copyrighted audio were identified in your published vods" emails, haha I'm dyin just ban me already 🤣

THAT'S why my streams keep getting muted?! Haha wooooow

Well then shine on, you wild-eyed Kit Cloudkicker