Austin Powers, but its Pollen Flowers "Oh, Beehive"

The Mandalorian & Grogu & Ryan Lewis

Sure, boys are silly, and men are dumb, okay whatever but have you seen fiwe twuck and monstew twuck befowe?

Remember when people were paying for AI profile pictures? 😅😅

Shout-out to the homies and lovers and family and cats and dogs that we would wait at the bus with, and wave through the window at.

Hell yea, dude. 🏄

#Minneapolis

I really like when two people are waiting for the bus, and then only one person gets on.

They always wave to each other through the window, normally smiling and happy. Its like a beam of light directly into these dark days.

Raise the orange, fat, decrepit one to the top of the 88 foot flagpole on the White House lawn so the whole world can see.

🖕

Every last fucking one of them. Leave them sit and rot for all to see what they were on the inside the whole time.

Hang them all in the town square.

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.

Why are you cheering like you did something?

Shut the entire fuck up, Amy.

Amy, you are so insufferable. You didn't do a fucking THING. Posted about a hockey game and what else??

Nothing.

That's what.

🖕

Back away banana breath! what the hell did you just eat, a banana?

Twin sharks -

Hammerhead Shark
Hemorrhoid Shark

At the end of the world, its Amazing Jeckel Brothers. 🔥🔥

May you all your wet dreams come true, and find your alcoholic boyfriend and get married in the beer aisle 💒

OPEN UP YOUR LIFE TO NOT HAVING TO BE DRINKING ALL THE TIME.

Its so much better

After being on the other side of it for a couple years now with being sober from alcohol. Fuck, man. You go on any dating site and it is just every picture with alcohol, let's go to the bar, heres me getting hammered, I can't do anything without wine or an ✨espresso martini✨

Oh myyyyy gggoooddddddd

"Brendan, the fish-eye lens is a tired device, it's hackneyed."

That one egg was 40 eggs?

That's a two for kinda

Why the hell do people put pictures of their children, or any children at all for that matter, on their dating profiles?

You're on tinder. Little Synthieauh and Jaownythun dont need to be chillin too 😅😅😅

according to poopy poopy spotifoopy, this was my favorite album this year and all top 5 of my top songs were from this album.

though the one i was talking about was #4 on that list.

hmm.

either way!

if i never have to see that fucking streaming peanut again, i will die a happy man.

These pretzels are makin me thirsty!

I have friends everywhere.

Don't Like Me Cause I'm Already YouTube video by Madrox - Topic

This is my favorite song from this year.

It might be my favorite album this year, but I have to sit on that awhile longer.

Its 10,000 cuts on top of 10,000 cuts...and the cuts never heal before the new ones are applied.

Wherever he is, I just want him to know I love him. And I miss him. And your presents are amazing, Connor. I'm sorry I didn't say so then, but they're awesome and I just want to play with them with you

I've been doing family tapes and digitizing them and I broke the fuck down the other day for the first time in way too long. It felt good, like the flood gates had opened.

"Derrick, Derrick, Derrick, Derrick!" He yelled at me after every present he opened and I just collapsed in on myself.