The Kurds have been taken advantage so many times. It breaks my heart because they have good intentions and clearly want to be a part of the solution.

It should come with jorts.

There should be a shit posting merit badge.

If selective service comes back, I’m really worried about a bone spur epidemic.

She’s a ten, but all the girlies HATE her. 😎

I hope that with the midterms we can elect some leaders who will actually LEAD.

Both sides are just playing at political theater while they waste everyone’s time, resources, and energy. They are selling us down the river.

Misery would be a good girls name.

So sure ya big galut

#awesometattoo

Word to your mother.

I really like watching Baylor lose. It ruins Ted Cruz’s day every time. 🥹

Yeah we know you’re a real piece of work, but we love you anyway. 🙌

a woman stands in front of a lemonade stand holding a baseball bat ALT: a woman stands in front of a lemonade stand holding a baseball bat

Rally round the family. 🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚🐚

I’m marrying the coach

normalize one eyed midget rappers

It tastes like sad!

The pain is just getting started. Iran is really hurting.

i used to be words but i'm mostly pictures now

I think I’m just shredded paper at this point.

Also, please give up the La Croix. I worry.

Time is an illusion and so is my ability to care.

me replying to @beefhurtcretin asking him to post his mugshot which was for DV

beefhurt is trying to come back.

He seems like a real piece of shit.

a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building . Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing in front of a building throwing a mile temper tantrum. Hopefully not one that warrants a call to the police, not that it ever mattered before.

I am shadowbanned on every goddamned site on the internet.

I do t know baby, have you tried eating some cheese about it?

Hot as fuck son of gun with the best brain and ass a girl could ever hope for. His jump shot sucks though.

The love of my existence, and the NBA’s number one homewrecker. Call me when Will’s outta town, King. 🤴

Let’s go get us a ring. The coach is hopeless without me. #UtahJazz

That’s just good trouble, baybee.

She’s a ten, but she wants to hold it when you pee.

I know my ex would. He’d probably eat the whole document too