Bin would like to point out to all of you, that being a smart, handsome person, and having an odour, aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.
Also normalise gently telling your friends if they are overdue a shower.
Ooft. What a lovely buttress.
Wes Streeting is an absolute disgrace, and has done nothing but betray the LGBT+ community.
Also hey @kjcharleswriter.com, we here at bin love your books.
Put it in a bin, perhaps?
Having read the account of his joke, we can quite clearly declare that the kind of nasty, homophobic 'humour' expressed by Malcolm Offord belongs in the bin.
We hear the conference rally was mostly uneventful, apart from the section where Ed Davey was punching a badger in the face whilst screaming 'defend Churchill'
Though that may have just been a dream we had after being lulled into a deep sleep by the rally.
42 years to repair bomb damage? That's quicker than most Tory-run councils...
If that's not your taste, I'm hearing the Green Party conference has a session titled 'think your way to a bigger chest' hosted by Zac Polanski
If anyone wants a good recommendation for a Fringe Session to attend at conference, I recommend the 'Flag Shagger's guide to defending our banknotes' session chaired by Sir Ed Davey MP.
There are surely some furries amongst the Lib Dem membership. If any are coming to conference you have the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing...
New Policy announcement:
We're going to abolish the DfT, and replace it with the Office for MOAR TRAINS based in York, and a much smaller Office of Other Transport Bits based in Ludlow.
Surely we should start by abolishing the Prime Minister. Perhaps replaced by a conference of members who debate and vote on every decision?
We promise that we are not the Awkward MP who keeps briefing against the leadership.
Though when the leadership decides to abolish one of the great offices of state, perhaps they deserve some criticism...
It's amazing how easy is is to claim Britain is Broken, when you've just defected from a party who spent most of the past 10 years breaking it...
Also does he now become Lord^2 Russell?
It's interesting some of the completely unfounded, potentially libellous and definitely hilarious rumours a bin can hear about the new appointments to the HoL.
In fact, we heard that Lord John Russell once took a photo of a Great Tit!
Interesting, so if you actually fight back against their lawfare instead of immediately rolling over you might actually win?
*Looks at leadership of certain political parties...*
The spectacle that is the @yourparty.bsky.social conference makes us Lib Dems feel great that the most drama @conference.libdems.org.uk has is us having to move next business on TERFs every couple of years and Journos getting performatively outraged by our sweary Glee Club songs.
Alt text: Gif of Effie Trinket saying 'and may the odds be ever in your favour'
Parents, welcome to the start of several weeks of adults destroying their homes to threaten their children into behaving at the behest of a vengeful toy elf.
Don't forget to recycle the resulting mess, because Christmas is all about the kids/ Jesus, and definitely not commercialism.
Yes Christine. Bin's MP of the week for sure!
Lo, it appears there was a shadow seen, and we shall have results soon. It seems they've decided to *checks notes* do what all of the diversity AOs suggested they do in the first place, and disapply the quotas.
If only there had been some way to avoid this FAP mess in the first place?
Oh wait, you said CLOCK.
What an awful way to refer to the royal formally known as Prince.
We are practically *Flabbergasted* that such down to earth, beer drinking a man of the people went to a posh school.
We're completely unsurprised by the racism, though.
If we weren't actually three @andrewhickey.500songs.coms in a trench coat, you'd have our vote also.
We agree. Waste disposal should be carried out through official channels. Illegal dumping is unacceptable and illiberal.
At least the Lib Dems don't have any issues with Racism...
We've heard Word Art is back these days.
Alternatively, AI cartoons of cats.
