In the immortal words of Kenny Rogers, don’t fall in love with a DeRemer

He likes bunkers. Sand. Archie. Edith.

Americans don't want their cash going to a country that sounds like something they discuss with their urologist

discovery is going to be a Melania

He thinks a "drinking problem" means he can't get the bartender's attention fast enough

He keeps on spelling "lose" correctly, leading me to think this is generated by AI (Artificial Idiocy)

somehow, "A Boy Named Sue" seems more on point

Worse than being a lame duck president is being a limp duck.

there was a writer for an alt-weekly in Cleveland in the early 1980s that had a hot take that "anyone could be Madonna". Even then, that seems like a ridiculous take, certainly as the decade went on, it got to be an even worse take.

a black cat is playing with a green light on a pink ball on the floor . ALT: a black cat is playing with a green light on a pink ball on the floor .

It is plain as day that Iran is holding a laser pointer and Trump is a cat

The bottom line is there is a core base that voted for him for the racism, not for economic policies they don't understand

one nepo baby defending another nepo baby over a third nepo baby

GOP solution is to borrow a million from your father and pay for household help (paid under the table, of course)

A Christian would never threaten to destroy a civilization, for example

MAGA influencers turning to DoorDash to make ends meet, but blowing all their tip money on custom made t-shirts

Bonus: fighting Magneto

Jesus H. Trump!

So, now we have 2 doctors?

In the movies, Catholic priests are often good boxers

“Put on your costume, climb in the PopeMobile and fight crime” — AI summary of Trump tweets

One parent, the Trump Tower mailman, probably has clean hands

He's like Spiro Agnew without the personality

As she transitions from 80s pop and disco to metal, Death Dua Lipa is going to be huge.

"so, he took it down ... and by it, I mean his pants, and he said 'suck on this Mike' and I sez 'I don't see anything, Mr. President' and they he sez 'I'm having a Diet Coke to cure my cancer"

Whole thing makes Jeff Probst drooling over Applebees look sincere in comparison

The 2028 Dem platform has to be waiving extradition to The Hague for any American complicit in crimes against humanity... root to stem

maybe it is "take your daughter to work" day?

but why bring back the guy who he had killed? The Trump works in mysterious ways

old enough to remember when despondent presidents just drank themselves into oblivion and talked to the pictures of their dead predecessors along with Henry Kissinger.

Good times

It was just locker room blasphemy