On the other hand, if they're in Hollywood in 1915, well, wew lad.

This has them showing up in the 20's, so just in time for the film to open with them fleeing the Congo Free State?

The line about "frozen until 1968" and my first thought was hey, just in time for a fun vacation in Kampuchea.

That's why the film will start with a pre-credits sequence where they flee Africa, much like a Bond film's opening scene.

If they're in Hollywood during the silent era, this puts them right in time to help with a certain book adaptation!

who are all of these fucking random unpleasant weirdos all of you are beefing with and why

"being social" is an INCREDIBLE S+++ -tier evolutionary hack, like, no question how powerful it is.

When humans reject that it's like watching someone do "I'm in danger" meme except they're saying "I'm on top of the world!" instead.

Gonna be funny as hell if the Warthog makes it to the century mark like the B-52s are planned to do.

It's not like there's any precedent for industrialized killing lifting the burden on those who were otherwise increasingly being burnt-out from doing bespoke handmade mass slaughter.

Wait, I'm getting an update here *puts hand to earpiece*

in the early days of the net websites used to have messages like "welcome to my amazing webzone, i hope you enjoy the things i've collected that represent my strange mind." now they're just like "by clicking this box you agree to recieve targeted advertisements in your dreams"

A picture of a rather dilapidated copy of "The picture of Dorian Gray" There is visible water damage to the cover and the plastic cover is yellowing. Obviously, not evident from the picture but there is a truly foul musty smell emanating from it!

Last week, a gentleman returned this rather dilapidated copy of this famous book to us after 50 years. He had found it in his attic!
Presumably this means there is a pristine copy somewhere in our libraries....

Given he always looks like he's about to get run over anyway...

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

top 5 gen z hobbies:
personality disorder
video essay on obscure game
rateyourmusic
steam achievement farmer
receiving letters from their isp

i need someone to poll "Would you know what I meant if I said I was 'waiting for it to happen'?"

the word “smirk” in a police report should by itself constitute grounds for dismissal of charges

You really ARE having A Week With The Kids.

"Voting Republican" has been a literal punchline for longer than I have been alive.

art should disturb the comfortable and give me a boner

I'm on high-speed internet Obama gave us, on insurance Obama & a Dem Congress made sure I couldn't be kicked off of, in a house bought w/a USDA loan Clinton streamlined for me, by a river myDem senator guaranteed water rights for farmers from, watching farms go up for sale under Trump admin failures

As a rural librarian from a town of 400 that had to severely cut hours & programs to the community after doge killed tons of grants, I don't think it's helpful to flat out lie & say Democrats have done little to improve our situations.

if trump ii has taught us anything it is a this: you can haul all of these embittered celibates and layabouts out of their sinecures kicking and screaming. you can toss them right in history's dustbin on a whim or even a caprice

you can literally just impeach all these guys. all you need is the votes. you don't even need a good reason

Shit, if all you need is human hair, Iran might be better positioned than any other country on earth for this. You gimme nine other Persian guys and about two days and we'll get you a mat thick enough that you could walk from Bandar Abbas to Ras Al-Khaimah.

Another fun angle I don't see being considered much: The navigation channel only being 100m deep, It would only take a couple sinkings to create a potentially significant navigation hazard.

Via? hehehe

Privateering.

"Madam, do you possess a letter of marque?"

stupid sexy fishnet mangoes

Editor: You get those photos of mangoes for the flyer?

Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

I’m not a lawyer, and I’m exhausted, so I can’t say exactly which part of the constitution forbids it, but if the constitution does not forbid the president from suing the government in his personal capacity and then ordering the government to settle in his official one, it forbids nothing.

Belatedly: I should have invoked Tolkien "He who breaks a thing to find out how it works has left the path of wisdom."