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Happy 4/20 everyone

I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real

Can’t believe the Lakers had a guy named Luka Nard

Ok I’m ready to not have pneumonia anymore, thanks

My stance on “public auditors” is that I enjoy watching them own police, but I tend to sympathize with regular people who don’t like random mouthbreathers filming them in public. It might not be illegal, but you’re not some 1st amendment crusader, you’re just annoying. Get some pussy fr

I just took 875mg of augmentin, dare me to drive?

I know ethical lines were crossed, but the glee red pill losers are experiencing from this story is giving Gamergate vibes. I don’t care for it!

Flatulence is the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus

PhD level intelligence

Apparently Tate McRae and Addison Rae are different people

Watching the Coachella stream: Jack White looks like shit

Lighting warehouses on fire due to low wages, Molotov cocktails thrown at Sam Altman’s house: Dudes rock

Dismissing opposing arguments as “feelings” and not based in reality then locking relies is such a bitchmade move. The bourgeois are not human

How do I, as a grown man, have a 102.3 fever right now

I married my AI waifu so she could get her Republic of Gamers citizenship

McDavid has a hat trick and 5 points against my sharks and it’s not even the 3rd period yet

Sir, you have replied more to this thread than anyone. Accusing someone else of not having better things to do is pure hypocrisy, which probably explains why you love the dems so much

Sorry! Should be edited to read “Wrote sternly worded letters before deciding to go along with republicans” They did everything they could think of!

This is why I come here, to have all of my beliefs affirmed

moon crater with goatse hands

Beer is healthy for you. Can’t convince me otherwise

YouTube: Now that you know how to do the perfect deadlift and craft the best protein smoothie, how many of the 14 words do you know?

I’ll never forgive Claude code for ruining that Madvillain song. I’ll dance on AI’s grave when it finally collapses

Another four-point night for Macklin Celebrini, giving him on the season:

40 goals
65 assists
105 points

All in just 73 games. He's still just 19 years old.

Ladies: I’m as comfortable reading Moby Dick as I am whaling on the clit

all of the generals begged to be in bunker with me. I said no, only the most loyal. (crowd cheers) and let me tell you, not a lot of them, not a lot in the bunker! war is going very well, tremendous. the crooked media is reporting Russian troops in Berlin. Wrong! (crowd boos) They're wrong!

I guess the real House of Cards was everything going on behind the camera 😂😂😂

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