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i just went to his site and saw this shirt he's selling. who is the info war, well guess what it's you
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Yougov/sky/times polling intention reform - 24, con - 19, greens - 18, labour - 17, lib Dem - 13
The hard work of the thousands of Green Party members is paying off.
Every conversation we have makes a difference.
Lower Bills. Protect the NHS. Keep us out of US wars.
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating
Study: 97% Of All Sounds Infuriating theonion.com/study-97-of-all-sounds-i...
better to remain silent
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I've never enjoyed a game I suck at so much
Pleased to see the jury make this decision.
We need to have eyes wide open this is exactly why the Government wants to abolish juries.
People protesting against a genocide are not the criminals here - it's the politicians who continue to provide cover.
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Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Do your hand and your dick and it feels like someone else is jerking themselves off
A Hero Forge mini of "Monk" from the hit television show "Monk." HEADLINE: Guy Playing Monk Class in D&D Keeps Rolling to Solve Wife’s Murder.
A D&D group struggles with a member’s new monk character, whose tragic backstory and peculiar habits have slowed gameplay significantly.
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We don’t need to call Farage names.
Brexit’s record does that for us - a catastrophic failure.
Alongside a whole lot of donations from some pretty questionable sources.
Funny how loud the insults get when the facts start to land.
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The PM and Foreign Secretary should be condemning this illegal strike and breach of international human rights law.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
On December 14th, I sat across from 142 New Yorkers as they shared their concerns, their dreams, the leadership they long for from City Hall. Our campaign was built around listening to the people of New York, and we will govern in the same way. Tomorrow, we get to work.
youtu.be/xj89tYvwr6k
Part three of the best ofs with CBB motor mouth guy. The background is red this time!
Paul in antlers. Scott in antlers. They’re at a pool?!
Another ground beefing episode!
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Birria Bath Bombs
I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video
A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
Can anyone decode the "joke" in this cartoon? I was stumped.
Look I get that bad faith actors have us hesitant to talk abt tech's influence on neurology but can we take a minute to admit that this is blatantly and unapologetically designed to break your dopamine system and reduce you to a gambling addict with some ADHD as collateral damage?
A can of Granovita brand Nut Luncheon, described as “a meat-free savory loaf made from peanuts”
Nut Luncheon
"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future (1990) is a speculative book written by Scottish geologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by Philip Hood. The scene depicts a future evolutionary descendant of man a "tundra dweller" attacked by a different descendants species of man in a wintery setting. I'm the distance more large assed members of the tundra dwellers ignore the violent scene. SEASONS GREASONS ONE AND ALL
SEASON'S GREASONS
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
5,000,000 DEAD REFERENDUM VOTERS
The Year of Dazzling is almost over...
Imagine handing your nephew their Christmas present, and they unwrap it to reveal a dying Homer doll.
