It’s an Andrew Christian one from yearsssss ago. Going to have to check that company out!!

It evokes the same feeling as “so… I did a thing”

Lemme give it a lil kiss and make it better?

Alan’s hairy ass and cum-filled hole fully exposed with bright pink, freshly-spanked cheeks on either side.

big, hairy, & pink

i’m satiated 😮‍💨

Alan pulling his shorts down to reveal his hard cock while sitting in his car

Absolutely throbbing on the way home from work just thinking about my hubby fucking me this morning🤤

Absolute perfection— everything I’d ask for and more!

You should’ve said hi!! Thank youuuu

Alan poses for a selfie in black denim shorts, a black lace shirt, and dark blue denim jacket.

A shot of the back of the jacket. The words “Zombieboy” and “Mayhem” are painted above and below an image of two zombie-like men kissing.

🖤 mother has no idea how ready i am to see her 🖤

15 years as a little monster has culminated to this moment 🥹

Alan, nude, standing in front of a bathroom mirror and holding up a peace sign.

🌞 gm mpls 🌞

If you see this, post a character from space

They have a built-in jock!! 😍

A picture of Alan’s thighs and lower stomach. Wearing dark grey shorts.

comfy, new sleep shorts // could use a face between my thighs

Let’s see more little dicks

Ooooo! We’re very open to most things (except sushi lol 🫣)

Alan smiling in the car

Cheesin’ because only 8 days until I get to go to The Mayhem Ball!!

👀 bloomfs plz suggest things to do in Minneapolis when we’re not Gaga-ing👀

Step right up!

Alan, naked, looking over his shoulder into the bathroom mirror while the shower water is heating up.

plz stare at my butt while i wait for the water to heat up

#humpday

Alan laying naked on his stomach with a small carrot cake perched above his hairy cheeks.

it’s my birthday!!

care for a bite of my cake?

really need to see more horror-inspired bears plz

Alan, badly sunburnt, pulling his grey shorts down to reveal his rock hard cock.

The sun in Mexico was super homophobic 2 years ago today

Welcome, friend!! 💚

look at this cute pup card my husband had commissioned by @artisticjohn.bsky.social 🥹🥹

Thank youuu!! An artist my husband found called “Miro on the Wall”

“And you did it at my birthday dinner!!”

Alan, naked, posing in the bathroom mirror with a towel around his neck.

i’m 💦

(also, check out our remodeled bathroom)

Alan’s thighs and bulge close up. Wearing golden underwear and a green crop top.

Alan’s thighs and cheeks close up.

here’s a throwback to st. patrick’s day 2023 for y’all 🍀💚🍀

the fact that your piss slit is just 🤏🏻 it like that is sending me

pissing all by yourself, handsome?

pretending to serve cunt wearing a friend’s sunglasses on a smoke break during a new tattoo lol

happy friday eve bloomfies