when ur trying to take a nap on the clock but they keep calling ur work phone that they pay me to answer 😩😩😩😩

i like ari lennox’s introduction to soft girl era 🎀🌸🌷💄🩷👛

White people admitting they are harassing Black folks because they are bored is a GREAT way to tell people you’re a piece of shit.

doctor who is back ?!

I need a nice vacation, a hotel, a beach, and peace

my comfort shows are:

bobs burgers
family guy
american dad
archer
adventure time

*not in this order

It’s 2025 we should be able to mute an image right?!????

Tupac ain't got no business being dead 🥺

Jay Z definitely can be included in the Shannon Sharpe gc. He was in his 30s when he got with Beyonce. She was like 18-19. Another weirdo pedo.

tysm 🫶🏾

anyone know how to mute words on here ?

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these niggas already started poppin off fireworks . harlem niggas aint shit

quiet type bc let me get it all out 😂

I can't wait to eat and get in my bed & do absolutely NOTHING

the way transferring money between my banks is 5000x slower than if I were paying someone is crazy.

I need a sports bra made of memory foam && full coverage that’s it !

I'm mad at everybody that keeps reposting that nigga with the gherkin nipples

Drums are better than flats.
IDC.
IDC.
IDC.

…… I’ve never seen a nipple pumper before omg

me yesterday with my mouseketool while the very kind maintenance man changed all of my smoke detectors.

I once had a handyman try to get out of replacing a kitchen faucet because "idk how to turn the water off to the house, your landlord is gonna have to call a plumber"...

Before you lie to me, make sure I don't know where the shutoff valve is...imma sit right here till you finish...

😂

Idk but I had this crazy ass dream as a kid where this lady came to fix something at our house and as she was leaving she put tape over the lock so it wouldn’t latch and she could get back in later. To this day, if you coming inside my residence, I’m hovering 🤷🏾‍♀️