Cuz we got mountains of evidence for that and the government is actively hiding 3 MILLION more files and as well as STILL keeping names of the perpetrators redacted.
Release the FULL #EpsteinFiles
(but keep the VICTIMS redacted and unredact the monsters)
Bro they've supposedly been two weeks away from having nuclear weapons your whole life, can we stop blaming foreigners for shit and start taking down the billionaire pedophiles that are controlling us and poisoning your brain?
and the whole time I have some 70 something year old person saying dumb lies they got spoon fed like "but they were two weeks away from having nuclear weapons!"
They doin high crimes, low crimes, full time crime, crime overtime, crime for the love of the game, new crimes that ain't even got laws against them but should and will.
I have boomer family members that used to be hardcore hippies but now will parrot whatever fox news blurb that comes along to make excuses for the unrelenting onslaught of war crimes, lies, market manipulation, insider trading, destruction of our rights, straight up treason, and on and on.
The conditioning and brainwashing of boomers needs to be studied one day.
Genie: you have 3 wis-
Me: I wish everyone sounds midwestern
Genie: oh golly jeez,
now whyda go n do that
Ah kolaches,
The glizzys of breakfast
No you're totally correct car behind me,
the cars that're in front of us will speed up if you drive directly right on MY ass
That'll really show'em.
Going to the movies soon,
can't wait to sit down and
eat 25 to 30 cobs of corn
WOOOAAAHHHHHHH
WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
WOAAAAHHH OHHH
PINECONE ON A CHAIR
ITS HALF IN MY ASS
AND ILL TAKE IT I SWEAR
WOAAAAAHHH OH
PINECONE ON A CHAIR
I'm tired of the lies being spread.
Thick thighs don't save lives.
They chafe.
THEY CHAFE
Accidentally took ayahuasca
instead of ashwagandha so now
I'm battling all the stretchy demons
that have infiltrated this yoga studio
Using a spray bottle to discipline
my roomba because it keeps trying
to eat all my electrical cords those are mine to eat
Fun lil pranky pranks you can pull today:
-Dont pay rent or taxes
-go on strike
-overthrow the government
Every time I stumble upon a reel
of someone skiing it's like
watching a commercial for what
a healthy credit score looks like.
Idk why short people just keep deciding
to stay short, like grow up already
I hope everyone remembered to leave potatoes and whiskey out last night for Saint Patrick.
"sorry guys I can't make it out tonight I got big plans"
They need to reboot the show
'1000 Ways to Die' because there's definitely been some new additions
I'm at work rn and I can't stop thinking about the giant ass spider that recently moved onto my patio at my apt and built a big ass web taking up most of the space out there & I know he's plotting against me I can feel it I have to get him before he gets me
Nothing matters anymore and worlds collapsing around us so fuck it, I'mma find out what the fluid in a lava lamp tastes like
I'm violating OSHA laws
you never even knew existed
*in court*
Judge: "You are charged with going 77 mph in a 65 mph zone, how do you plead?"
Me: "I plead rich people are stealing and f*cking k!ds and no ones getting punished so who even gives a fuck your honor"
Kid Rock looks like he was born
by someone doing a water birth
Inside of the dunk tank at a carnival
Between Diddy & the Epstein files
Jay Z's got 99 problems and all of them are bitches, hittem
One of my favorite things about government employees is that they can never ever lie bc when they get the job they have to pinky swearz
#usa #ice #government
Gay dating app like Grindr
But instead it's for lesbians
And it's called Flickr
WELCOME TO THE TURNER CLASSIC
MOVIE CHANNEL!
NEXT UP?
MORBIUS
Big fan of whichever cat invented the "meow" that shit slaps