Some people lack an attention to detail. Others lack an attention to obvious.

Same.

Secured deep in a vault, far below the streets of Green Bay, Wisconsin, is the Prime Roll, by which all other rolls are measured.

I had to sing for my soppor, and now this.

Nice!

This is our cat, Television’s Neil Patrick Harris, or Mr. H, as he is also known. He was not feeling well, very backed up. Do you know what he likes? Patti LuPone. We played her on the phone, and he just focused intently. Mr. H loves Patti LuPone.

Matt Gaetz uncharacteristically pulled out due to some minor issues.

During his first term I suspected that Trump wasn’t aware he was actually President, and he thought it was a reality TV show. I am even more convinced now. His Cabinet picks make much more sense if he thinks he’s casting the next season of The Apprentice.