Person opposite on the train doing facetime. I'd be pissed off if it wasn't such a fucking juicy convo.

Watching some Seinfeld and never got the whole answer phone thing. Even when I got it to work I never checked messages. Never. Probs got one in drawer somewhere from 1995 with 100 unheard messages on.

Also, Friends stole way too many plot/jokes off them. Or vice versa, idk.

Why should Americans own all the impotent rage at fascists in power?

Fried in a little olive oil. Crispy deliciousness.

Quick blast of random Peep Show with a bowl of granola, a cup of tea and 2 low sugar digestives before putting the in laws bins out.
Magic Tuesday.
#livingthedream

This is ironic right? Please tell me this is ironic.

That time Leo da Vinci got bored and unstitched a sack of carrots.

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor.

In the 80's my parents moved into a new house and I found a barbaric carved head while tidying up the overgrown garden. It gave me a couple of things to think about. 1) change into some clean trousers immediately, and 2) get shot of the barbaric carved head before anyone else sees it.

Europe is nailing it right now. I do hope they'll have us back.

I'm failing to find anything wrong or objectionable about this. Everyone involved is having a good time.

When all is said and done, the only thing Lancastrians hate about Yorkshire is Leeds United supporters.

Going home.
youtu.be/HldHtBxNK6k?...

You've been reading my bucket list again?

A tan moccasin sits in a pothole.

Moccasin pothole.

Open plan tribbles, floor to ceiling without a door to close on the randy little gonks.

That's just Marxist Leninism. True communism has never been tried in the bin.

Paedophone no more.

Given the alternative offerings seemed to be either war with Iran, war with the US or war with Iran and the US, then yes.

Original Dubreq Stylophone, boxed.

On point with the current 1970's reboot, Strait of Hormuz, return to the moon etc, I found an original Stylophone while clearing the in-laws house. Dubreq for the win.

The realist in me says if the bins go out, the collection will prove to be next week, if not, this week. In many ways Lancaster City Council Waste Dept. are more consequential than Trump.

Looking forward to answering the eternal question tonight, am I a pessimist or optimist? It'll be decided when I choose whether to put the bins out or not.

I forget who said that women should always be in charge of war, because men get too emotional about it, but somehow it’s been coming to mind recently.

I prefer a Cadburys Creme Egg myself but whatever fl9loats you boat, I suppose.

Tbf we don't cry as much as when uni first regularly took them a decade or so ago but the readjustment still hits. Going back to making 1 pan of pasta sauce instead of 3 to accommodate various dietary needs is surprisingly wrenching.

The kids and partners are all on their way home after a lovely weekend staying with us and now our lives are as empty as the bathroom suddenly is again. Empty nesting is a recurring phenomenon.

I think the major drawback to learning then understanding this stuff at a cellular level is that at some point moving to Dubai becomes the obvious, sensible option.

If you see this, post a picture of yourself in glasses.

Breakfast on day 3 of a 3 day wedding in Paris. The hangover was epic. I've got the scars on my kidneys to prove it.

Nice post. I absolutely couldn't wear other people's spectacles, dead or alive. There's a yuck reflex I can't shake. Making myself look ridiculous is right in my wheelhouse though.

I'm not a scientist but redirecting more sunlight onto an already dangerously warming world seems a little foolish, no?
I repeat, I am not a scientist.