The only good Master is our own Master @juveria.bsky.social

horse

"So what genre is this movie?"
"Yes"

Agreed, posts like that distract from the 30th "Is the postseason too long?" discussion

Starting to think the FIFA Peace Prize might not actually mean anything 🤯

Gen Alpha Bob Dylan: Highway 67 Revisited

Wait did John Oliver call Malala on Normal Gossip 🤔

Rejected John Lennon lyric:

Remembering when Ken said “six seven” to me on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social #howdoyoudofellowkids

Bold of you to assume I can name one Apple TV show, let alone three 😅

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU SERIOUS

Every day during the NBA Finals is No Kings Day 🙃

One of the worst things about Ken Jennings owning you on Bluesky is that this is a website where 45% of the userbase have personally been on Jeopardy and have that as their profile picture

“Don’t turn this into clickbait”

Do I have some good news for you!

Also you still have to pay taxes on the value of the prize, apparently some people would turn down the prize because it wasn’t worth that cost to them

Waiting for a self-aware minor league baseball team whose alternate identity is the Shark Jumpers

Yes Trump is tanking the economy but on the bright side it's increasing America's chances of getting the #1 pick in next year's economic draft

nope

Thank you for sending this back to me

My bracket is called Krzyzewskibidi Toilet please laugh

Idc that he retired three years ago this is a Good Bracket Name #marchmadness

I see Trump is standing up to Putin! Oops, autocorrect changed that. Poutine. He's standing up to Poutine.

Meanwhile Matt said 💩

what

Petition to change the phrase "The pot calling the kettle 'black'" to "The Musk calling the judges 'unelected'"

If only you were in a position to affect government processes

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Neil Armstrong: I went from the Earth to the Moon
Alyssa Thomas: Hold my beer