this is just a @bornmiserable.bsky.social appreciation post. He's funny, artistically talented and also, simply, kind. He's helped me at times I've been down and I know that I'm one of many people he's helped, in any number of ways. so just want to say: thank you ❤️

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

REMEMBER: If you're not alone in your dating app profile pic, be sure to state whether or not you're the fish

*caveman discovers weed*
*caveman invents fire*
*stone age begins*

Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of my face with a line through it

you think ancient rome had sunglasses with VV protection

million dollar idea: threelips

INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest weakness

ME: i don’t know the technical term for pee pee

INTERVIEWER: urine

ME: great when do i start

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

The running up the steps scene from Rocky, but it's a penguin, and it takes four and a half hours.

math nerds celebrate on 1/5

Me: ...at the time we lived in a gay neighborhood

12YO: "Gay neighborhood?"

15YO: It's a neighborhood that's attracted to another neighborhood of the same gender

Of course I've smoked weed before, give me that lighter, nerd. *tries to light the bowl I packed with gummies*

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

hard to believe the number 4 is 20 years old today

*gets weed out of the atti- oh wait it’s right here in my hand nvm lmao

“pluto is a dog”

TRUMP: the strait is now open and we totally won the war

THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF: jesus christ dude

We apologize for reporting the jungle walk is open again, it's closed. No wait, it's open again.

ME: what’s your favorite flavor of tang mine is orangu

WIFE: it’s orangutan

ME: woah i didn’t know they made orangutan flavored tang

a galaxy class starship from the star trek tng era, seen from behind heading into a maelstrom of icy comets and asteroids, the whole scene is blue tinged

more of my 3d artwork... this is one of my favorites because i just love that ship

wow!!

you just know some guy named geoff decided to spell it "pigeon"

Me: can I get a big gulp?

Waiter: sir, this is a fine dining establishment...

Me: apologies my good man, could I trouble you for an immense swallow

are you telling me this scallion can rap

COP: you were going 55 in a 30 zone

SAMMY HAGAR: that is literally impossible

WIFE: *cutting sandwich* do you want half of my sandwich

ME: sure

WIFE: which half

ME: no the sand half

legolas hitting on a chick: so you have my number.

gimli, out of nowhere: AND MY AXE

hell yeah Kash Patel is head of the FBI

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