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They have cats in Yorkshire as well Bob, lots of them....

I Disappeared Into Pakistan for a Year YouTube video by Asra Hussain

Asra is a very impressive young woman with a powerful story to tell. I am a trustee of the charity featured in her film, founded to honour the memory of my friend Andy by helping people with no connections or privilege get a break in the media. Do watch it if you can. youtu.be/Stlz6CEXRGA?...

Surprised he hasn't joined Farage's spivs!

It was a working trip Your Honour, all expenses, accomodation & bar tabs kindly picked up by Uncle Rupes (as we referred to the Digger)
Not sure I'd go there funded by my own wallet 🥶
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In the days when we all spent most of our lives in pubs!

I used to go to Harrogate regularly for the Crime Writers Festivals when I worked in publishing. It was sponsored by Theakstons Brewery who held a free bar on the opening night with many a barrel of Old Peculier on draught.
Messy business crime & publishing 🤨

I'm half an hour west from there in Chippenham (or Bath East according to estate agents 🤣)

Why am I not suprprised?
Reform spivs would take us back to the 1950s with women not allowed out of the kitchen or bedroom, "No Blacks, dogs or Irish" signs & smoking everywhere.

Wester than Swindon Alan

I live perilously close Bob, by only one motorway junction in fact 😱

Why stop at cineworld? 🤨

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

Mass shootings:
1987, Hungerford UK: Auto Guns banned.
1989, Montreal Canada: Gun control.
1996, Port Arthur Aus: Guns banned .
1996, Dunblane, UK: Handguns banned.
2019, Christchurch NZ: Military style Guns banned.

No further mass shooting incidents.

The answer is obvious US

The Spiv aside 15% think Bad Enoch would be suitable????
Jesus H on an e-bike

Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - BBC comedy YouTube video by BBC Studios

This springs to mind: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37...

You too mate! ✊🙏

Just in time for me to transport it southwards to read while sipping fine wines, indulging in regional charcuterie & cheeses and passing time on the banks of the Garonne/Dordogne.

We're going next month. Providing we're not still in a queue at the border I'll let you know how we get on... 🤣

Morning Maestro, thank you for confirming this vital fact.
I can now safely embark upon the weeks challenges...

I had the misfortune of meeting Redwood in a social setting at my ex-Parents in Law several years back, pre-Brexit days.
Completely ill-informed & hostile to anything EU to the point of religious fanaticism & completely unwilling to accept that membership offered any value.
Made Hannan look sane 🤨

Oh no, has anyone told the Spiv Grifter?

Grubby Spiv from a political party of grubby spivs turns out to be a grubby spiv.

I'm shocked I tell you, shocked 🤨

We did! 😘

And it's a go.....
Happy Sunday everyone! ✍️🙏

Excellent! Fuck Monday.... 🤣

Veg trimmings for stock = gravy.....

As long as you're clutching fine wine then mi casa su casa...

Just time for a quick brisk walk, an apperitf, shower & Sunday collapse with shite TV 😁

So do I mate!