drinking a couple beers and eating chilaquiles at the bar is praxis

Ass backwards…. Or as it’s also known, regular style

NBA arena that publishes the Sweat Counter in liters on the Jumbotron during the game

Free idea: airplane disaster themed bar located in a major airport

Click here to laugh

Headsphone jack

An Apple device? you talking about fruit, big dawg?

Headphone Jack is a pretty cool name

Super positive cantina that calls itself a canina

Friends You Follow Like This Meatball

Person who can barely write: wow nobody freakin reads these days

I just kind of stare at it until I feel something. Usually but not always anger

NYT next

Everything is getting dumber and we keep looking for someone from the core to say okay now that’s enough. That’s not coming. It can’t.

A pitcher that’s out there throwing gas. He’s spraying dookie out there

My beautiful dark twisted Michael clayton

When we hit 100% of males gambling on the sports apps, Jesus returns

*seeing the number, sighing* well I guess it’s time to give up all this

A polling crisis so bad everyone is still in power because polling doesn’t matter power does

Smugly: If it’s not good, I won’t even eat it.

55 year old pizza shop guy getting interviewed on food network: to me, the crust is so important

Call me when a half Chinese robot runs a full marathon

I'm tired of taxpayers in the west acting like they care about scamming and human trafficking man.

Why don't y'all do something Real and put your money in a mattress then.

landlord’s trick

whew

Blaring Limbo Rock to let people know I’m not okay

Find two automated price match guarantees. profit

First Time Reactor Exposed: Man Claims To Have Seen The Dark Knight For ‘The First Time’ Over 42 Times

I wonder who it’s about

Like 5 point perspective face somehow