I need a ranking system for how many 🙃 a post deserves

Guest: can you print this for me?
Me: Of course! Single or double sided?
Guest: What does that even mean? Why are you asking me that?
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Guest: where can I get breakfast?
Me: At the cafe!
Guest: And that’s open right now?
Me: Yes! Just over there :)
Guest: Why should I believe you?
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There’s something very not at all satisfying about a 2/12/22 style #manhua upload schedule… I want to wake up on a day of the week and be excited about a new chapter

Me customer servicing: Hi can I help you find something?
Guest: no I just need to find the cafe.
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