Learn how to panic
Spend hours everyday panicking
Never be bored
Barely have to eat
Save thousands of dollars
Use that money to retire by 35

Welcome back to heaven on earth

Call me Lock the way she Heed my Martin

DOWNLOAD SPYRO IT GOES IT GOES NUCLEAR WIND ON MY BACK YAMS YAMS YAMS

Weed will either turn you into a geopolitical genius or Eric Cartman

Chad wojack soybean wholesome
Chungus jd vance star war

BREAKING: Labubu shot in the fucking head

Grave Fears: Graham Norton deployed to Strait of Hormuz

Stop limiting comments! I want to learn from the stupidest people in the world!!

Computer? More like shut the fuck upter

Computer vs phone ai

Mystery abounds

Toad in a hole

Matchbox grass hopper

The fish aint biting but the weed is hitting

Guy whos wife left him 15 years ago after one beer: So my bitch ex wife……………Read More

Me after beating a giant cartoon rabbit to death (in John Lennon Voice): Ive Got Chungus on me Fingers

America is turning machine guns into school stationary……..Read More

I would rather swim with crocs
Than walk with bogans

Americans have a sacred duty to poison their towns water supply

America is capable of killing half a bird with millions of stones

Guys we could be moving drugs from Venezuela to usa and then using the money to fund weapons for proxy groups in iran? Maybe also move money and/or guns back the other way, as well and use these resources for cuban resistance???? Has anyone looked into this?

Coughs into bong and collects $200 😇

You can never scan the same qr code twice, with each scan you either become more depressed or agitated

Dude who’s head caved in from scanning a bad qr code

Im starting a new company that will make every living creature into a qrcode based nft that you can scan to own and then trade on a new version of the stock market

Balkanise Australia, we need a bunch of microstates and an albanian subspecies down here

They are super rare