Soggy sunday

Got called in to work tomorrow, but at least I got to enjoy one day off.

@baileyx.bsky.social comics are so fuckin good

Sit boy, sit

Goodnites mean good mornings

I think my favorite part was after explaining my work schedule and how that would never work out, they asked “so you don’t want to hang out?”

No. No, I do not want to hang out.

*message on Barq from a 21yo*

Me: sigh, okay let’s see… what’s up?

Them: we should get padded

M: and then…?

T: anything, I’m a good boy

M: sighhhhhh

T: but it can only be weekdays before 2pm because that’s when my dad gets home and you have to pick me up and drop me off

M:

Gives you those eyes

Reminds me of questions in construction subreddits. “Is this a safety risk?” Comments are either that it’s perfectly fine and they’ve done it a thousand times or you have second to live before everything comes crashing down.

Would.

If it’s not directly AI, it’s heavily altered. Disgusting practice from a realtor, but not surprising.

Yup yup. Just my niche interests, then porn. Don’t really consider it social media in the traditional sense tho.

It’s this and Reddit for me. And I’m on a constant mission to block out anything remotely popular on Reddit and stick to my little niche communities.

Props on that. I hate the number of people at work who send me links and I have none of those apps, your link takes me straight to the App Store and hellllll no.

This post made me commission a custom onesie, I feel it.

a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy . ALT: a man is holding a spray bottle while talking to a boy .

Yeah. It’s just…

Yeahhhh that’s not gonna go well here, I think you know me well enough :p

What would we even talk about? 6-7? I shudder at the thought.

It is the best sleep aid

It’s a good version

Pretty sure if I can get down to the base on the sizing toy, I’ll be able to knot fuck my hole with the machine. I just wanna feel it popping in and out.

I lost a dry glove into a puddle for this joke, I think I deserved that.

I absolutely should, but I will not be apologizing for this skeet.

I feel it lately, I need to get laid but I refuse to do the apps.

I’m assuming it meant leaving them on read. Like reading/opening their message on telegram and not replying.

On read maybe?

It’s certainly a feeling.

I’ll be there working!