You can stay at my house!

Having a weird time mentally. And thinking about Rocco's Basilisk

See you soon @kurtis-conner.bsky.social !

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

And I like immigrants

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

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Still chasing that high from when a Māori person complimented my pronunciation

I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil

This made me and my partner literally CRY with laughter @rolywest.bsky.social

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The bills are under control, everything is booked for my trip to Welly and no-one can take it away from me. I have less than $20 but I feel free. See you soon #kurtisconner >:)

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For all my followers on bsky.app:

See you in Wellington boyo

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Does David Mitchell know how much this single sentence has changed internet discourse?

Me: "I think, as a species, we are too comfortable destroying microclimates and environments. There are too few remaining ecosystems as it is and biodiversity is tanking globally. Entire species are dying by the thousands. I won't add to that."

Mom: "you still gotta clean your room"

Me: "FUCK"

A black cat sits by a window, gazing outside with a tiny cowboy hat perched on its head.

Simpsons meme

That checks out:

Copyright @wendyenthomas - cross stitch saying “This too shall pass but like holy fuck”

Mood.

Cross-stitch embroidery by @wendyenthomas.bsky.social

The funniest part about this is that this sends a very clear message:

Assassination works :)

No we're not!!!

Well, Ilhan, YOU'RE becoming a PAIN IN THE ASS

Why am I nice to people I hate

My house is just there

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That's the sun. Fske fan

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Ok we're seeing Urzila Carlson!!!

I looked it up and it's not in fact a movie about a massive team of mules 😪