4Q in the legal world is such a weird space. Everyone either wants to get everything done right this second or they want to push it off until after the new year and there’s judges that apparently hate their families and will happily schedule jury trials over Christmas.

Had the Front Bottom’s self-titled on all day and I just burst out into tears during Flashlight. Apparently I am not well.

Eagles play tonight but I’m going to a stars game so I will be rocking my Kelly Green at AAC

Spent half the night and all morning taking care of my sick kiddo and ex. Got to work and someone bumped into me coming off the elevator, spilled coffee down my shirt. Get into my office and my computer won’t start. Bout to call it a day and it isn’t even noon

Every week me and the homies hit trivia at a local bar. We’ve won so much the last few months our waitress friend told us we got active haters

Having to move client calls around to accommodate a “mandatory internal meeting” that involves me driving two hours round trip and a lunch at the cowboys club<<<<<<

Like bruh just lemme get my work done and go home

Sweet, thanks for the recommendation! I’ll look into them. I figured something like that would be good enough for me to get my bearings, start messing around on my own a bit.

I think I want to learn how to crochet or make rugs or something. Something to keep my hands busy while I unwind after work sounds nice.

Downloaded this app earlier today and haven’t been on Twitter once since. I’ve had like 110,000+ tweets since 2009 and I bounced and haven’t looked back. Wild how bad Elon fucked it up.

Anybody else hate that bison from the Buffalo Wild Wings commercials? I want a commercial where he gets turned into a burger.

Took a bunch of Benadryl earlier and the hat man showed up but he’s like, chill man. We’re crackin brewskis and watching the dolphins game

Off work and the length of the to do list is making it seem like I may just lay in the couch and do nothing instead

Every equity partner is out of town for an old partner’s wedding until later this week. Idk what I did to deserve this blessing but man, am I loving it

My boss and I had a jersey bet (he’s a huge cowboys fan) and he isn’t back in town until Thursday, so I guess my Eagles jersey is just gonna chill in his office until then

meme of jalen hurts with the text "fuck it aj down there somewhere"

Man I love that people actually talk and interact on here! It’s so much more of a community feel

Just banged my knee into my desk, took a step back onto my power strip, and turned my computer off. This is the universe telling me to quit working for the day

Between moving, work, and going up to Philly a couple times the next month or so for Eagles games I have no clue when I’ll get around to any of that tbh

I want to run some games back I haven’t played in a while but I just can’t seem to find the time lately. Loved armored core 4, subnautica was chill, still need to get around to finishing off hollow knight, and I really want to get back into death stranding but it’s such a time sink lol

Happy "the Eagles absolutely trounced the Cowboys" Monday to you all

Boy. You can say that again

The difference between Twitter and bluesky is like the difference between Call of Duty and Stardew Valley and I can’t get enough of it

Guess I’ll go ahead and slap out my first “Go Birds” on here while I’m at it

I’ve been on here 15 minutes and I’m already amazed at how much nicer it is over here than the other place 👀