It's National Pie & Mash week so popped up to Camden to give my support to one of my favourites. Pies are top drawer, the mash always a lovely consistency, lots of parsley in the liquor. And the chilli vinegar is 🔥.

£5-75 for a plate of steaming hot traditional London grub.

Lovely jubbly 👌

"He did not hate the winter now, for he knew that it was merely the spring asleep, and that the flowers were resting" ~ Oscar Wilde.

#London #spring

You'll never break London, social media. We'll vote our Muslim mayor Sadiq Khan back in for his 4th term in 2 years time. Sorry to break it to you, racists. Suck it up. Cry some more.

#London

It warms my heart when I see people standing there reading the text and photographing it. And yes, Paddington's from Peru. And he's here, so he's a Londoner. He's welcome. This is our city.

#London

Ethno-nationalists like Yaxley-Lennon and Farage hate the messaging from films like Paddington. It's one of the reasons Paddington Bear is my favourite fictional Londoner This mural is outside London Waterloo Station and greets visitors to this city....(1/2)

I'm having a rail holiday around northern Italy in May and bought an Interrail. I've worked out that besides the London-Paris-Milan leg there and back, and perhaps a couple of other trips, it wasn't really worth it as I forgot how cheap domestic rail fares are in Europe. Lesson learned 😔

Been boozing around south London today and only got murdered 3 times by knife-wielding brown immigrants. Pretty happy with that 🍺 👍

None of us are Man Utd supporters so that's probably a relief to billionaire Monaco-based tax avoider Mr Ratcliffe (who is seeking £billions of taxpayer money to subsidise the redevelopment of Old Trafford) but I hope United fans make their feelings known, and indeed the voters of Gorton & Denton.

Cracking afternoon down the local with eight regulars all of whom, including myself, have colonised this nation either by first, second or third generation immigration.....1/2

Oh, then I also forcibly made them eat Tofu

Funnily enough I did. I insisted they call me 'Your Majesty'. Then they all licked my boots..

Im going to agree with the Winter Fuel thing. As do my parents.

Just been out drinking around London. Only got stabbed 3 times, all by maurauding brown illegals. Or something. Anyway, back home safely. Stay safe, Londoners x

Or, the other answer could be, they wouldn't set foot here.

Still haven't seen a flag flying around here. I'm beginning to think south London is a bit unpatriotic.

Can any fellow Londoners shed any light on where these so-called 'no go zones' are? I want to start organising a pub crawl.

Just watched a film called One Life from 2023 about a remarkable human being called Nicholas Winton.

Can we all just agree that Trump is an absolute cunt?

Went to London Bridge today. Then Bermondsey, then Deptford, followed by Streatham. I've been stabbed 5 times and mugged 12 times. Somehow I'm still alive. Thoughts with everyone in the capital city tonight. It's carnage. Stay safe x

#London

Can I send you a tenner?

Superb. Thanks for posting these.

Magnificent painting

Turner v Constable exhibition at Tate Britain. Sensational exhibition. Turner wins hands down, of course.

It's nice to interact with people across the Atlantic who know that the USA has lost its mind. We're all with you in Europe.

Thank you, Bluesky friends. I'm so glad I left the Twitter cesspit a year ago.

That's so beautifully put. Thank you.

Trumpists don't like London. There's a reason for that.

An open offer. I'll take any visitor to my home city (London) around for a day and show you around all the so-called 'no-go' zones. We'll both have the best day. Greatest city on the planet.

#London

It's almost as if everything I read about my city is complete bollocks. But that can't be true, right?