I’m going to m*rder Justin tucker

Me and my Russian neighbor seeing each other in our retro eastern adidas tracksuits every afternoon in the park will never get old

Showed up to vote in a full vintage adidas tracksuit and they asked for my ID

If Pickett doesn’t give Pickens a TD today I will leak American trade secrets

If Kenny Pickett throws to diontae Johnson 3 more times I’m going to mail him a severed squirrels foot #tnf

I thought the first #mansionz was way better

Me after davante adams parlay legs don’t hit

Jimmy G supports the dolphin meat trade #SNF

Not every day you log onto the TL and see ur Ex’s dad on 60 min lol wtf is my life atp

I just killed a moth with a vuvuzela in my room #Sturdy

How am I the last to hear my queer 20 yo cousin is seeing a 37 yo deaf man

We won

AMurica

Dog did not enjoy

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