Those who do not #learn from #history are #doomed to repeat it.

Literally our #dumbass #american #stateofdecay we're in 🤦🏻‍♂️

What is the #algorithm

Tell us your #secrets

Give us your #worries

Let us ease your #pain

Show us how to #invest in stocks properly, we really feel our portfolio could be better and our boss is a monster #weinerface and we wanna leave this horrible, nightmarish, concrete and glass hellscape

The #gods have spoken and they have decided that whenever you decide to #move something great distances #outside it's also gonna #rain.

#imsosickandtiredofbeinganadultwithaccesstoatruck #seriously #likewhatevenisbeinganadult #blessed

With #ValentinesDay coming up here are a few things #women #love and would really enjoy getting, really anytime of year:

1) #Food
2) #SmallAnimals
3) Not having their rights stripped away and watching all of their friends and family slowly get gutted by the facist alt right
4) #TaylorSwift

I take her to the tjmax to get her face creams

#psa for anyone who views this: no one has been harmed in the making of these #bluesky posts.

#thankyou #wearentweird #okaymaybealittleweird #definitely #weird #again #howdowegetfamoushere #whatisthiseven #forfuckssakeijustwannabecool #follow #followme #likeme #icraveyourattentionforsomereason

Just turned 30 back in November and today I found my first white hair. Correct. That's a WHITE hair not a GRAY hair 🤦🏻‍♂️ Why my age tryin to do hurdles like some built ass olympian?

#olympic #justaboy #forrealthough #likewhy #istillonlyeatlikechickennuggetsandfries #mywifecomplainstowaitstaffforme

Where all my #metal friends at??

#blackmetal #deathmetal #shadowofintent #perhaps #dohashtagsevendoanythingonhere #whatisthepointofanythinganymore #idk #lifeisawhirlpoolofunendingstressandimkindaoverit #ngl

Pay to play pay more if you quit

So do we get like little blue check marks or do we have to pay to be famous?

#askingforafriend

Does anybody else call bread skins "crusts"? Who tf thought of that absurd term.

#bread #crusts #breadskins

I told a guy I’d take him home from work Saturday. He has no car. I forgot and left him there. Now it is Monday.

Here's a little fact for y'all:

The Northern Cardinal is the most popular state bird, next only to your mom.

Stop promoting alcohol ² we're gonna get cancelled before anyone even gets to know who we are

Spits venom on screen mom yells 2 not spit venom anymore I can’t spit venom in this economy

Debating on margaritas but I know in the end I’ll get the margaritas