No one getting this Motion City reference freaks me out

This morning me: man, it’s so awesome that Wisconsin even MADE it to the Frozen Four I don’t even care what happens today!

Right now me: despondent, staring 1,000 feet into the middle distance, contemplating canceling sports forever

they should invent a me that doesnt get burnt out at social gatherings

Truly. I know you have ideas, and they’re just leaving that on the table.

Today apparently

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Three things that are inevitable:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Bryson DeChambeau shitting the bed (because he sucks at golf)

Went into the Mayhem Ball tonight with zero spoilers.

Holy shit. Wow. I’m speechless.

Hi I speak Wisconsin. Waukesha going dem for a mayor is basically an apocalypse for republicans.

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

On Wisconsin 🫡

Real songs (3 Small Words) by fictitious bands is my favorite genre.

Ah, my favorite film of all time that’s also basically a cornerstone of my soul.

Losing Tim Curry will be a harder than losing some of my family members if I’m being honest.

I said goodbye the tuxy in my pfp a month ago today.

Ian explains what I haven’t been able to find the words to say (why it was like I didn’t have any memories of her once she was gone). It’s because she was so deeply woven into my life that I never thought about what it’d look like without her.

A man bearing cheese? Is he single?

I love you Christian Yelich.

Rode in the backseat from Wichita KS to Green Bay WI as a kid. That’s 12 hours I’ll never get back but at least I didn’t have to drive it.

Pretty sure my longest drive is only Milwaukee to Eagan at a measly 5 hours lmfao

Not the way that I do it 💅

Ian, that’s my emotional support depressed space twink inside a mech

Seconded lol

God I’ve never been so excited for a basketball game. A Big 10 Sweet (Corn) Sixteen is upon us!

And here it is with spaces for text so you can use it as a meme template:

Arguably, I’ve listened to Fall Out Boy’s cover of “I Wanna Dance with Somebody,” way too many times because why did I get genuinely confused hearing Whitney 😭

Woooooooooo, Pig! Sooie! 🐗

when you've been struggling with a mental illness long enough it becomes offensive that it still works on you. bitch I know exactly what you are, stop making me sad and tired

this is me rn fr tbqhwy

Woke up.
*Still* haven't teleported to Waffle House.
smh

RICKY MARTIN: she's into superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls

ME: [staring at my Guess Who board] ok, I'm going to explain the rules one more time...

This has been a heck of a day for Ian Lore