accurate representation of the first time i tried @noopp.bsky.social 's edibles

my lover, his brothers, and me

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

seeing everyone's gay little ships being made in tomodachi life is giving me life

Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors

The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

i wish there were more areas with cherry blossom trees here than just High Park and UofT 😔 the city should plant cherry trees in all the large parks imo.

An image taken outside of a tree with pink blossoms. The blossoms have fallen off and are covering the road, sidewalk, bush, and the car with a broken bumper that is next to that tree

🌸

lrt yeah or y'know. kidney stones.

The adhd curse of forgetting to drink water all day so you drink 80oz of water 1 hour before bed and then are surprised you need to go to the bathroom multiple times while sleeping

Lmao "I gave you guys the choice to have a gay romance, but that doesn't mean I like you. And BECAUSE I don't like you, I'm the only one who can do representation right without getting caught up in the woke weeds."

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

the basic theory of DOGE was that if powerful people said it was fine it didn’t matter what the law said.

I think proving that theory wrong is worth significant effort

Why can't we get awesome news about AI like we identified a new marker to better diagnose breast cancer or improved our algorithms to map a better route to the moon? I feel like using AI in these creative spaces is such a waste of time.

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

I hate having to shower, brush my teeth, floss, etc every single fucking day. It's like doing dailies in a video game you don't really like anymore just in case you start liking it again one day

Soap and ghost

just watched a lady in the bathroom walk out of the stall, wiggle her fingers a bit under the tap, and leave. 💀

a drawing of henry of skalitz from kingdom come deliverance 2 carrying a bunch of meadow herbs

a follow up doodle of an unamused Hans Capon with a hay fever and allergic reactions to henry's herbs

"You can shove those weeds up your arse, Henry!"

'Tis the season, huh.
#kcd2

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

I'm so sorry for your loss 🫂

Man genAI really gutted deviantart huh. Sucks to see a site that was once such a genuinely great hub for art and artists to just be rotten from the inside like that. Legions of fake people mass uploading oceans of fake art for fake money. Fuckin RIP you beautiful weird little website.

bebbies 😭 can you pet??

“People need to be nicer to each other online” and “people need to develop thicker skin because it’s not normal or healthy to get upset at everything you don’t agree with” are two statements than can and should coexist actually