*one more note: You know what’s great about running the same fundraiser with the same people for 19 years? Your buddies who could throw in five bucks in 2008 can do a little more now. Watching the average donation creep up has been really cool. Best time to plant a tree is yesterday etc
the seven words every clerk loves to hear: Do you mind drafting an order, counsel?
@chocotaco.bsky.social have you heard Sideshow?
My current favorite musical artist is an East African rapper from LA with a love song to lean.
youtu.be/8GV6xqhTbC4?...
My only airport rule is that it's a better experience with gummies.
*interview ends* So you went to SF State, bro?
Just a class act
are we sure he didn't slow him down?
They included a foul in Wemby's highlight reel, and they were right to do so.
(also the behind-the-back and halfcourt to reverse spin at the top of the paint to light dunk is the best play imo)
youtu.be/wT2tlS0aB2M?...
If I were an NBA franchise, I would simply seek out otherwordly big men who literally change the way the game can be played.
You named your security system after the biggest bad of them all AND you picked your CEO from a company famous for completely fucking up a well-loved product?
Tech is such a marvelous grift.
Florida should call it Lacoste instead of lacrosse
new project for @mondilator.bsky.social
Plant House heard you were talking shit
Hope she likes being bullied by the base you actually need to win statewide office. Because that's going to be her life she's chosen for four years.
The people of #Minneapolis and #SaintPaul don't exist to @amyklobuchar.com.
*touches ear* i'm being told swedes are not gorgeous blond people in this context
Look, if I could grow Swedes, I'd consider this life Valhalla on Earth
Don't get me wrong. It's dangerous loser shit, but it's still loser shit.
I mean, this is absolute loser shit. Was the motherfucker writing a manifesto or a Livejournal entry?
bsky.app/profile/juni...
One one hand, Peter Thiel is vastly wealthy and deeply embedded in the government, so you have to take his Nazi shit somewhat seriously.
On the other hand, that stupid Nazi motherfucker bet on JD Vance to be The Guy. And that weird Nazi running for AZ Senator a couple years ago.
I even cut the buttcheeks out of a pair of pants for it!
The PrinceNPG film screening at MSPIFF has been cancelled 😞
My only issue with this is that Morneau spent his career stuck on first base and CRJ has definitely scored
imagining the dialogue between people who aren't inside the whale
whale deswallowing crew member: we have to get him out within an hour
girlfriend of dude inside the whale: what happens after that?
crew member, sullenly: he... he could die
how the fuck does a movie about a person not named jonah who is swallowed by a whale have a cast of 12 people?
my time is now
when you find out the nepalese restaurant's 2 at more like a 4 at your usual spot
work laptop keeps reminding me about dell system updates it claims need as though it's somehow my problem
