the most annoying bar from our old neighborhood is being annoying again

Love it and would love to add something I come back to every once in a while.

The Paperwork Explosion.

(to gas station attendant) hey man how’s it going. How do I set the pump to sips again? If I wanna drink some little sips? Sips don’t cost

Maybe just a sip won't hurt too bad

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

i am like halfway to writing genuine advice for this person for this blatant attempt to stir up drama despite saying they don't want to

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

@Mickey_McCauley YOU SEE A CAVE ENTER [X] FLEE [] YOU ENCOUNTER AN OGRE! ATTACK [X] TALK [] WOW. WOW. SELECT RATIONALE FOR ATTACK XENOPHOBIA [] XENOPHOBIA []

My dad introduced my brother and I to Fark, my brother got heavily involved in photoshop contests and I made my dad a Father’s Day card out of this meme

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

A lot of people liked this so I thought I’d see if anyone likes it in a monetary sense

Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...

Shirts: octophant.threadless.com/designs/inva...

Trump is in Vegas. It's Wrestlemania weekend, also in Vegas. There's no way Trump dies in the ring at Wrestlemania. But we can't rule it out.

just got an email from gnc. it's "creatine week"

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

what’s funny about this is that tarantino wrote this “ezekiel 25:17“ for the film. it isn‘t actually in the bible. publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

alright i liked the excommunication jokes but this seems like the countdown has now actually begun, no?

My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

really discovering Benn Jordan's youtube channel. What a guy, and I listened to the Flashbulb a ton in high school

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Alan Moore's run of Swamp Thing, issue 24, picked this up recently just for this splash page

If I recall correctly she had been in a car accident & received it in the ER. To save her life of course. I could sense anger and bitterness but that wasn’t the point; she was determined to scare the shit out of us and make us take it seriously. It worked.

Crazy how much has changed in my lifetime

In high school, as part of a STI/HIV awareness program probably, we had a presentation from a woman who had contracted HIV/AIDS from a blood transfusion while in the hospital. She set up over a dozen pill bottles on the table and told us how much they cost. She said she had six months to live.

Learning about the IMAX screenings of Cave of Forgotten Dreams a little too late to catch one. The climactic sequence of this documentary basically never fails to make me cry

Today is the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams!

Everything Trump has done in the past year can simply be distilled into this

It's all about the he sells seashells bullshit