Haven’t heard a single 420 carol all day

Just don’t try to buy property or travel at rush hour and you’re fine tbh

Totally different from what you’re doing, clearly.

The important thing is you found someone to berate over all this.

if your truck was made without nuts and you put nuts in it that truck is trans I don't make the rules snowflake if you got a problem take it up with god

This lines up with my general sense that we peaked at the end of the 2024 NFL season.

Had 2 energy drinks today. I can smell God.

Is there a worse holiday out there than Easter? Hard to beat church followed by an outdoor event during peak pollen and sporadic weather season, always on a Sunday so you never get a day off work.

Slap a surgeon general’s warning on them and have at it

I hate when real estate listings are described as “nestled” in their communities. Too intimate, too surrounded by straw and twigs, too about to be fed from the bowels of a mama bird.

You guys didn’t tell me Invincible is back, get back on the ball

Texas Pete got me through my enlistment. Only way to eat those nasty “scrambled eggs”.

I spent years in rehab over these 😅

Remember when it was “no new wars”

When mommy burns the nuggies

Second year in a row a Drake takes a massive Super Bowl L.

Absolute cinema

Terrible football, hilarious game, regrettable outcome

Lmao a

That’s one they’ll watch fondly all off-season

It bothers me so much he didn’t set foot in the end zone

Trying to stay warm in the snow out on the field

The good news? We’re winning universal childcare faster than anyone expected. The bad news? Ms. Rachel and I have to find some new song inspiration…

Is Mahomes secretly in the booth these days

Frauds, both of these teams

Allen, buddy…

My son tells me to like and subscribe before he makes me watch him jump off the couch, are we cooked?

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Is this not the main business model of coin minting? Puzzled that they keep calling it a “rug pull” when there’s no other obvious endgame.

RUMBLIN BUMBLIN STUMBLIN!!!!!!!