Same with Everton. I’m sure they have, but I don’t recall seeing or hearing of them winning a game this season?

Wolves have the chance to do something generationally funny. They’ve also already pulled off some big results at home.

Went past this. Several cars involved and at least two on fire - big style - hope everyone was out and safe.

I hope everyone involved in Monday Night Football has a lovely time and enjoys themselves.

Apart from that Canvot idiot. That one’s gone in the book.

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Our chances of beating Chelsea would be hurt mostly by losing Ampadu, then Gab - id rest them.

Did I see Chelsea’s best centre back go off injured yesterday holding his ribs? 👀

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2003. Despite the evidence in front of us, many, many Leeds fans still saying ‘we’ll be fine’. Right up until the Bolton game.

This is a list of things I want to see from our final 5 games…

1. Hannibal getting 90 minutes of turbo-grief. Both from the baying crowd, and 16 players taking turns to get yellows smashing him all over Beeston. I’d take a red or two aswell.

End.

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That Xavi Simons chap. Devastated at full time. Inconsolable.

Get the feeling that’s because he wasn’t the hero of the story in the end, rather than the team losing 2 points keeping them in the bottom 3.

39/40. All the same to me!

Two down…

That is 0.27% too much in my eyes.

That’s a fox.

There is a new phenomenon/cult developing. Dave Ramsey is genuine im sure, but lots are jumping on the ‘join a church to get help with your debt problems’..and we all know how much US churches love money.

100%. No chance.

He was ace - I remember him popping up on Twitter years ago - never knew his story - great guest.

Here is my most controversial football opinion.

A drum at Wembley starting the songs/chants would get the crowd going and create an atmosphere. Everyone is everywhere. All the madheads are spread out. It never gets going.

(Disclaimer - I don’t care and would never accept a drum).

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Pleased for Coventry. Frank Lampard can get fucked though.

We haven’t scored at home since February 6th. Calvert-Lewin’s chested effort vs Forest.

I would like that to be sorted tomorrow please

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All Botev Plovid, aren’t we?

Barca win la liga. Brazil win the World Cup. Raphinha instrumental in both =…

My Instagram feed seems to be on a mad one. Loads of AI infused clips of “this mum gets £6k a month on benefits” and “this African family got £3k dental work on the NHS”.

Odd. Almost like the billionaires are a bit worried.

Sadly, the comments seem to be lapping it up.

Always open to suggestions! That scans. It’s in!

(Fully aware that the true pronunciation of Struijk wouldn’t rhyme with like - but the English version does so sod it)

This came to me in a dream on Monday night. I have no idea why. I am not a songsmith but I can’t get it out of my head. It bangs.

My point is - shit happens. That hair pull isn’t violent conduct, there was zero foul on Wes Brown - he shinned it in. We can do this forever. It’s what makes football great. (Leeds should have been 4-0 up at halftime though)

Let’s call it just about even for the Wes Brown own goal in 2001 that was given offside. David O’Leary said after ‘have a horrible feeling that will cost us’. Leeds missed out on CL by 1 point. We were in league one 3 years later. In fact - let’s not call it even.

I’m just astonished that in over 2 hours of football between Bayern and Real Madrid, there hasn’t been a penalty.

Anyone else struggling to track the ball at times in this Bayern game? Heavy black panels on it aren’t helping when someone twats it!