"P.S. I am wanking as I write this"

ST HELENS SONGWRITER VINCE BIBBY HAS WRITTEN A SONG

Stephen Fry when he was funny

ST HELENS SONGWRITER VINCE BIBBY HAS WRITTEN A SONG

Stephen Fry when he was funny

You've got to admit it, m8.

Bob and Eddie on Organ at Todmorden Social Club

Well if you enjoy Bob or Eddie's organs, get to Tod...

I just hope they make enough money for that roller blind they've been after.

Me wearing a Banana Splits head. I think its Bongo or Lofty or something.

Quote with a pic of you in glasses? Ok...

Bob and Eddie on Organ at Todmorden Social Club

Well if you enjoy Bob or Eddie's organs, get to Tod...

I just hope they make enough money for that roller blind they've been after.

Arthur Lord Organs advert

May I ask you a personal question, madam?

An unecessarily harsh newspaper description of Roland as "the fat boy"

Please follow my new account Row-land With Context (of Some Buns)

Not a recent blocking too. Christ, its hardly the most original idea I know but seeing my good friends interact with it really stings.

Apparently the person who runs it has blocked me which suggests they know.

Not saying they nicked the idea - its not like I brought it over to Bluesky - but feels like another thing I failed to capitalise on. Really feels like a kick in the teeth.

I'd like the Biffo the Bear with context thing a lot more were it not an idea I did a decade ago on Twitter.

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SID DENNIS "Where did my neck go?"

It unsurprisingly involved things going up the bum.

Started the day with a filthy version of "The Gaffer" theme tune stuck in my head.

Still single yes, why do you ask?

We were at some disagreement about just why Grotbags wanted to kidnap Emu, was it to control all children and rule the world or did she want to eat him?

Includes Ben's fantastic Croc impression.

youtu.be/KCh88tSovgU?...

A late 80s tale of a mobile kebab parlour in Skelmersdale. It is called Ghostbusters.

Because when you think "kebabs"....you think "Slimer". Obvs.

Lord Gowrie gets no laughs from lard.

"I DONT LIKE THE ARTS, REEVES, THEY'RE NOT FOR QUALITY PEOPLE LIKE DOCTORS AND ARCHITECTS."

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Keith Harris and....GROTBAGS?! Well this is definitely worth a watch on the big telly....

Lord Gowrie gets no laughs from lard.

"I DONT LIKE THE ARTS, REEVES, THEY'RE NOT FOR QUALITY PEOPLE LIKE DOCTORS AND ARCHITECTS."

A late 80s tale of a mobile kebab parlour in Skelmersdale. It is called Ghostbusters.

Because when you think "kebabs"....you think "Slimer". Obvs.

I've got the brains.

You've got the looks.

Lets make lots of brainlooks.

"Nana will not come into the audience and start eating their arctic roll......this time."

Free entry before 10:30pm with the password ADOLF

This seems like something from Framley but I stumbled upon this advert from the late 80s last night and...well...

Ad saying "Nana Mouskouri will be on stage for the entire performance"

She will never leave.

Even if she needs the toilet

ESPECIALLY if she needs the toilet.

And she will not divert eye contact.

EVER.

A less impressive UNIT than Jon's! And boy, he let everyone know about it!

Regional TV variations on April 19th 1980

Doing some research on Saturday night early evening imports and 1980 has already broken me with a choice of CHiPs, Charlie's Angels, A Man Called Sloane, BJ and the Bear and The Incredible Hulk. "Waggle the aerial more mam, I can see a faint trace of Greg Evigan!"