Peyton and Eli's father is actually Steve Grogan

David Brooks: Wearing A Mets Hat Might Just Save Our Democracy | Defector It will become clear by the end of this sentence that I am not bragging about this, but there was a time when I felt like I knew how to read a David Brooks column. This is absolutely not a valuable sk...

The collapse that began last season and extended to this one can be traced to the moment David Brooks got involved:
defector.com/david-brooks...

This makes me so goddamn happy.

Good night, and get fucked.

5th place in the Iowa caucus

The Simpsons has never been better

Jrue Holiday's career has outlived the Process that declared him unnecessary.

Havana Syndrome ass franchise

Surrendered at Appomattox, exiled to Enumclaw, WA

🎵When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie, that's...

They're retconning everything else, so there's still a chance.

Also cool that the Dean Smith lineage traces back to James Naismith by way of Phog Allen.

Uncanny how this thread reads like alternate "We Didn't Start The Fire" lyrics.

In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.

Let it sink in that Tucker Carlson is speaking with more direct moral clarity than just about every Democratic senator.

Preach!

...seriously, go somewhere and preach. You were better at that job than you are at this one.

There are other machines. But that's a different book.

The time for statements is over. It's time to rush the cockpit.

Every Dem elected shrugging and saying "well, at least I don't have to fundraise anymore"

He thinks he's people!

Depluralize a movie:

Something Somewhere Just This Once

You don't need lawyers. You need a von Stauffenberg with better planning skills.

Orlando. I would rather spend one year in Schenectady than one day in Orlando.

Sir, this is a glory hole.

Tenant, ex-wife, potayto, potahto...

Fernando Valenzuela. In little league I once tried to imitate his looking skyward while delivering thing and fell ass-backwards off the mound.

This is unilateral disarmament, and it ignores what congress has become: a wealth-building scheme for incumbents. No, give me a president who would rather use power than share it.

🎶Scat Rash Feverrrrrr...

At the end of every show, he announces his club dates in places like Shitkickers in Tulsa or Laugh Hospice in Branson. Maybe they're the ones getting his A material.